The Switching Hour

[Scrott of Hyperactiva]

Oops! I registered but I didn't get no PM from the Switching Thread.
Never mind, I'm you.

[Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb]

By the way chaps, feel free to use my court, as long as you bribe the guards first.

[Jessie]

I wanna be Kaiser!!! I'm mature and ready hoes!

[Scrott of Hyperactiva]

I was Kaiser before you were a glint in your father's eye, newb.

[Jessie]

n00b

[Cho'Gall Dentarg]

Maybe if you dicks would LISTEN to me for once, none of this would've happened. And now we have this douchecock as Kaiser. I hate this country. I'm leaving.

[Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb]

Maybe if you dicks would LISTEN to me for once, none of this would've happened. And now we have this douchecock as Kaiser. I hate this country. I'm leaving.

SHINE, kindly escort this gentleman away. Would I like to see him again? Maybe mounted on a wall, next to a giant spider head. Yes, that would look rather nice.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Under threat of Imperial Smackdown, do NOT make Switching Day posts in the Front Gate, the Judex, the Ministries, the Small Commonwealth HQ, or the recwar.

You all fail at reading instructions.