If I were kaiser...
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If I were kaiser...
(NOTE: This isn't for any position, its just random bored thoughts that I've came up with ever since ive been a citizen)
My name would be Kaiser Roll
I would rage war against Ashkenatza
I would make the official name for Mango Fields ManGroves
I would make a type of Shirerithian cheese called Munsterbor
I would make everyone an Indian name, like Andreas is Comes from Down Under etc.
My name would be Kaiser Roll
I would rage war against Ashkenatza
I would make the official name for Mango Fields ManGroves
I would make a type of Shirerithian cheese called Munsterbor
I would make everyone an Indian name, like Andreas is Comes from Down Under etc.
Jess,
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- Aurangzeb Khan
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Re: If I were kaiser...
Shouldn't it be wage war?
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Re: If I were kaiser...
wage war with rage? sounds like what he is saying... thus to rage war is to engage in an unpeaceful war.
uh huh - nothing like a recwar between imaginary nations using unreal offensive and defensive resources designed after futuristic si-fi weapons. I really need that rec-war class!
uh huh - nothing like a recwar between imaginary nations using unreal offensive and defensive resources designed after futuristic si-fi weapons. I really need that rec-war class!
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May Kaiser Mises I rule soon.
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Former Citizen
May Kaiser Mises I rule soon.
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Re: If I were kaiser...
Perhaps they should. It could help stop you coming up with such mindless drivel.Jess wrote:No one asked you.
Re: If I were kaiser...
I like war...
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
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Can't you see? I'm crazy!
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Re: If I were kaiser...
I'm fond Jess, but I like Ashkenatza.
Contradiction.
Contradiction.
-NomadNon-sequitir. You facts are un-co-ordinated.
Re: If I were kaiser...
I like Andreas, what didn't stop me of fighting against him in the Kildarian Time War.
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
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Can't you see? I'm crazy!
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Re: If I were kaiser...
Why the hell do you want war against Ashkenatza, you obsequious little person?
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Re: If I were kaiser...
Maksym, have you ever thought that maybe Jess has nothing against Ashkenatza, but just wants to rage war on a random nation?
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Re: If I were kaiser...
Frankly, no.
Ashkenatza and Jess have always had a tumultuous relationship since he stated he'd 'bomb the Jews' when we first claimed on Benacia...
Ashkenatza and Jess have always had a tumultuous relationship since he stated he'd 'bomb the Jews' when we first claimed on Benacia...
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Re: If I were kaiser...
Maybe he really meant Jews tha' bomb
Oh, nevermind.
Oh, nevermind.
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Re: If I were kaiser...
I can imagine that the first Jess Kaisership would be a rather short one.
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Re: If I were kaiser...
He'll grow into it. Most of us have said hugely stupid things and survived it.
Re: If I were kaiser...
We like war?Maksym Hadjimehmetov wrote:Why the hell do you want war against Ashkenatza, you obsequious little person?
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
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Re: If I were kaiser...
Lacrymosa III?Kaiseress Anandja I wrote:I can imagine that the first Jess Kaisership would be a rather short one.
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Re: If I were kaiser...
If I were the Kaiser
Ya da da da da da da da da da da da da da dum.
All day long I'd ya da da da dum
If I were the Kaiser
Wouldn't have to post much
Ya da da da da da da da da da da da da da dum.
If I were a ya da da da da dum
Ya da da da Kaiser
I'd wage war against Ashkenatza
Way on the left side of the map
A big rec war to capture the Elwynn's source
I'd give everyone Indian names
And after Malarbor name a cheese
And make the people call me Kaiser Roll...
Ya da da da da da da da da da da da da da dum.
All day long I'd ya da da da dum
If I were the Kaiser
Wouldn't have to post much
Ya da da da da da da da da da da da da da dum.
If I were a ya da da da da dum
Ya da da da Kaiser
I'd wage war against Ashkenatza
Way on the left side of the map
A big rec war to capture the Elwynn's source
I'd give everyone Indian names
And after Malarbor name a cheese
And make the people call me Kaiser Roll...
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Re: If I were kaiser...
Jess drew his sword for Loki II and Loki III, so my sword would be at his side.
BUT WE HAVE THE KAISERESS NOW!
EVERYBODY BE HAPPY & PEACEFUL!
BUT WE HAVE THE KAISERESS NOW!
EVERYBODY BE HAPPY & PEACEFUL!
Jacobus Loki
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
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Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
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Re: If I were kaiser...
Scott wins.
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Re: If I were kaiser...
I must say that the prospect makes me tremble. May the great sheep protect the people of Shireroth.
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Re: If I were kaiser...
Which? Kaiser Jess or Kaiser Roll?
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