Shireroth

Kaiser Ometeotl I wrote:Cupcakes.. actually.
And she knows all about my micronational weirdness, and past marriages.

Past marriages?

In micronations, I've been married 3 times.

Seriously? Wow...

Twice was to girls I was dating IRL. The 3rd was a political marriage to Jadie of all people so I could be Kaiser. That actually was a great arrangement. She handled foreign and domestic PR, I did the administration work. She was the face everyone loved and kept people happy...etc. I just did what I like, laws and detail work. It was a well working partnership.

Kaiser Ometeotl I wrote:Twice was to girls I was dating IRL. The 3rd was a political marriage to Jadie of all people so I could be Kaiser. That actually was a great arrangement. She handled foreign and domestic PR, I did the administration work. She was the face everyone loved and kept people happy...etc. I just did what I like, laws and detail work. It was a well working partnership.

I demand you to go back to your wife! We need it!

Err... please don't kill me, Your Niftiness....

Congratulations!

Couldn't have happened to a better man!



ALSO...

oh and that's Greg; the homophobic moose-hunter.

What the ****, man?

I just picked a name at random.

Yeah.. that was proly the most opposite thing you could have called him.

I was strapped for mildly objectionable adjectives.

I'll have you know, sir, that I am neither homophobic NOR a moose-hunter!


...I like hunting rabbits, thank you.


and I like gay people.


(I talk to YOU, don't I? OOOH BURN! J/k! )

*facepalm*


'm bi, Greg.

and I like gay people.

hehe.... If you like them so much.. Why don't you marry them! .....ummm.... I'll go away now.

Congratulations, Erik. Despite any differences we may have, I am truly happy for you and wish you and your fiancee a long and happy marriage.

You picked a good approach. Me and my wife were married on the same date that we met, approximately a year from our engagement.

P.S. Keep the wedding list limited to immediate family. It's soooooooo much easier.

I remember my best man was late - the cake was too big and had to rescued by the gay guy from Alabama who was the only person with a mini-van and know idea how the town was laid out (pre-Google maps), and had to be accompanied by a native guide.

With all the delays, I ended up having to do about a half-hour of stand-up, and when I ran out of material (and breath), we threw open the buffet to keep the guests from starting a small riot...........

It all worked out pretty well, (except I got shafted on the tiny piece of cake I got). But seventeen years and counting, things worked out OK.

Kaiser Ometeotl I wrote:

and I like gay people.

hehe.... If you like them so much.. Why don't you marry them!

I haven't stopped laughing since I read that...

I thought you might like that... Greg on the other hand will proly kill me when he reads it!

Bi huh? That's cool. But i'm not marrying you, despite what Erik said.


(Where's my shotgun... )

In the moose-hunting truck.

I am neither homophobic NOR a moose-hunter!

He could hunt homophobic moose?

I hates them meeses to pieces!

Meeses Pieces.... with real Peanut Butter.

*shudders*

Got an image of a moose covered in PB...

Peanut butter moose?!

Summon the moose hunter!

That was a good marriage...unfortunately...I was much more active then though...and not actually married. :P I would never steal Erik from Taylor....they are too cute together!

It served a very useful purpose. The goal of any political marriage.