Why do girls always date jackholes?

[Gman Russell]

If girls like guys with an 'edge', i'm screwed. I don't think micronations count as edgy...


and no, I wont take her back, thanks. I'm over her.

[Malliki Tosha]

Good for you. I think that depends on which circles you move in. I think that our dear lady moves in different circles where girls who like nice guys are rare.

[Icebreaker]

If girls like guys with an 'edge', i'm screwed. I don't think micronations count as edgy...


and no, I wont take her back, thanks. I'm over her.

NOW MY ADVICE REGARDING THE LEATHER JACKET AND THE MOTORCYCLE DOESN'T SEEM TOO FAR OUT OF PLACE, EH?

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Good for you. I think that depends on which circles you move in. I think that our dear lady moves in different circles where girls who like nice guys are rare.

I call this circle "Earth", although technically it's more of a geoid than a circle.

[Chrimigules]

If girls like guys with an 'edge', i'm screwed. I don't think micronations count as edgy...

[Neike Taika-Tessaro]

Nice one.

Mind you, no one thing counts as 'edgy'. It's a personality trait. ...and I, for one, fall into the category of people where, if you try to impress me with a motorcycle and a leather jacket, I'll probably quite happily and with prejudice assume you're a moron.



Gman, I hope you find someone less disappointing. I have very little respect for chicks who run off with utter 'tards, either, and knowing you, you definitely deserve better.

I spent most of my time in school wondering if everyone was insane, since nearly every chick that wasn't me was cycling through boyfriends at a pace some people change their underwear at, and you can bet they were all jerks. That particular phase I attribute to too little IQ to balance out the excessive hormones. Later on they stop having that excuse, should they in fact still be a pitiful creature that still doesn't know what it actually wants. >.>

...of course, I should say there are a lot of things I don't understand about normal relationships - for example, why, why must the dance be so complicated? I'm rather a straight-forward person. So I'm probably not a good source for anything, since I'm very far removed from the norm.

[Leo Fenrir]

Is that a previous Shirecon?

[Gman Russell]

Nope.

[Chrimigules]

'Twas the best picture of people having fun playing D&D that I could find on short notice.

[Käthbad jënRöijanin]

heh, nice

[Erik Mortis]

Note the girl hiding her face.... though nice dress.

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Just go and get a new one! A new girlfriend who preferably doesn't speak english and isn't familiar with the Charter of Human Rights. That way, when you save all that money by feeding her dog food, she's less likely to irritate you with her complaining!

That has to be one of the single best pieces of advice ever given.
Either that or get one of those cheap Russian brides sent over from Chelyabinsk or some G-d forsaken Siberian hellhole.

Still, when you see your best friend endlessly dating total bastards and then wondering why she gets hurt at the end of every relationship, it's kinda difficult not to be a misogynist. Maybe the Hasidim have it right...