Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

[Malliki Tosha]

(Split from the Landsraad where alluding to a film director's fondness for buggering school children is deemed to be indecorous)

I'll even introduce this bill if I have to. The Landsraad is deader than Roman Polanski's reputation.

[Gman Russell]

Aw... too soon.

[Malliki Tosha]

As Roman Polanski said to that girl, it's never too soon.

[Gman Russell]

...should I laugh?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

No - but you should slap the next celebrity who suggests that directing a few decent films constitutes sufficient grounds for absolving Polanski of raping a 13 year old girl.

[Allot]

This is the Landsraad. Let's limit extraneous information please.

[Malliki Tosha]

I wonder if there's a list? What are you allowed to do if you, for example, make a good song? Maybe some fondling?

[Allot]

Correct, Sir Khan. No Joe Wilson's in THIS Landsraad.

[Malliki Tosha]

It was the Front Gate. Or as Roman Polanski would have said, 13-year-old *****.

[Jacobus Loki]

It's a real shame that he wasn't partying with Sharon Tate on a particular night all those year's ago.

He could teach a film class in prison, help those guys learn a trade.

[Malliki Tosha]

I think they already know his particular trade...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

He would at least then know what sodomy is like from the receiving end.

[Malliki Tosha]

Now that would be a fitting education for him.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

And that would, as Whoopi so memorably called it, be "rape-rape".

[Malliki Tosha]

But he would be so into it.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

And so would the snapped off broom handle...

[Malliki Tosha]

Or as Roman Polanski calls it, a pacifier.

[Käthbad jënRöijanin]

the thing that babys suck on?
you mean a pedophile?