If I were kaiser...

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:38 pm

(NOTE: This isn't for any position, its just random bored thoughts that I've came up with ever since ive been a citizen)

My name would be Kaiser Roll
I would rage war against Ashkenatza
I would make the official name for Mango Fields ManGroves
I would make a type of Shirerithian cheese called Munsterbor
I would make everyone an Indian name, like Andreas is Comes from Down Under etc.

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:41 pm

Shouldn't it be wage war?

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:43 pm

No one asked you.

Austi_Scot · Post by **Austi_Scot** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:12 pm

wage war with rage? sounds like what he is saying... thus to rage war is to engage in an unpeaceful war.

uh huh - nothing like a recwar between imaginary nations using unreal offensive and defensive resources designed after futuristic si-fi weapons. I really need that rec-war class!

Allot · Post by **Allot** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:14 pm

It's coming! It's coming!

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:11 am

Jess wrote:No one asked you.

Perhaps they should. It could help stop you coming up with such mindless drivel.

Post by **Jonas** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:03 am

I like war...

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:15 pm

I'm fond Jess, but I like Ashkenatza.

Contradiction.

Non-sequitir. You facts are un-co-ordinated.

-Nomad

Post by **Jonas** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:00 am

I like Andreas, what didn't stop me of fighting against him in the Kildarian Time War.

Maksym Hadjimehmetov · Fri May 22, 2009 5:57 am

Why the hell do you want war against Ashkenatza, you obsequious little person?

Syr William · Post by **Syr William** » Fri May 22, 2009 6:16 am

Maksym, have you ever thought that maybe Jess has nothing against Ashkenatza, but just wants to rage war on a random nation?

Maksym Hadjimehmetov · Fri May 22, 2009 7:15 am

Frankly, no.

Ashkenatza and Jess have always had a tumultuous relationship since he stated he'd 'bomb the Jews' when we first claimed on Benacia...

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:03 am

Maybe he really meant Jews tha' bomb

Oh, nevermind.

Kaiseress Anandja I · Post by **Kaiseress Anandja I** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:29 am

I can imagine that the first Jess Kaisership would be a rather short one.

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:33 am

He'll grow into it. Most of us have said hugely stupid things and survived it.

Post by **Jonas** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:32 am

Maksym Hadjimehmetov wrote:Why the hell do you want war against Ashkenatza, you obsequious little person?

We like war?

Oroigawa Koreyasu · Post by **Oroigawa Koreyasu** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:44 am

Kaiseress Anandja I wrote:I can imagine that the first Jess Kaisership would be a rather short one.

Lacrymosa III?

Fri May 22, 2009 11:05 am

If I were the Kaiser
Ya da da da da da da da da da da da da da dum.
All day long I'd ya da da da dum
If I were the Kaiser

Wouldn't have to post much
Ya da da da da da da da da da da da da da dum.
If I were a ya da da da da dum
Ya da da da Kaiser

I'd wage war against Ashkenatza
Way on the left side of the map
A big rec war to capture the Elwynn's source
I'd give everyone Indian names
And after Malarbor name a cheese
And make the people call me Kaiser Roll...

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Fri May 22, 2009 11:11 am

Jess drew his sword for Loki II and Loki III, so my sword would be at his side.

BUT WE HAVE THE KAISERESS NOW!

EVERYBODY BE HAPPY & PEACEFUL!

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Fri May 22, 2009 12:41 pm

Scott wins.

Leo Fenrir · Post by **Leo Fenrir** » Fri May 22, 2009 1:03 pm

I must say that the prospect makes me tremble. May the great sheep protect the people of Shireroth.

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Fri May 22, 2009 2:31 pm

Which? Kaiser Jess or Kaiser Roll?

Leo Fenrir · Post by **Leo Fenrir** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:19 pm

Are they not one and the same?

Shireroth

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