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BRIBER :erb

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[Pronounced Briber-eh (it's french!)]

Buying Renewed Interest By Exchanging Real Erb.

Ever wanted to increase your Landsraad vote? This is the company for you. With 6000 worth of erb available, we charge a mere 50 erb per thousand you add to your vote (if you buy 3000 +, the price drops to 35 erb per 1000). Just think how much your Duchy's vote will increase with this by your side! Spend all your erb down to 135, and still contribute more than you had to start with! BRIBER :erb is for you ...

And better still, if you have erb lieing around, why not buy shares? We're the only company to offer dividends directly linked to profits. All profits we make are distributed to shareholders as a percent of what they own. So if you own 300 shares, that means you get 12.5 erb every time we lend out 1000! And you thus get a discount on anytime you need to use our services! The only overhead we have is the 1 erb a month we pay Erik - every other erb goes straight back to the shareholders!
So now is the time to invest, before others buy us up. Buy BRIBER :erb ! (it's french!)
The character Andreas the Wise is on indefinite leave.
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy

And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).

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