Wedding plans

[Kaiser Ayreon]

You should remember we have minors on this board

[Erik Mortis]

So?! Not under Shireroth law (anymore) we don't...

[Kaiser Ayreon]

Uhm ok.

Carry on then...

[Malliki]

Even minors know that women have breasts. They also are reasonably aware of the fact that they are enjoyed by most men, and indeed some women as well. Let's not moralize here.

[Gilrean Treebane]

Also no one mentioned anything about the clothing situation of the breasts.

[Malliki]

Although every time I think about breasts, they are bare...

[Noemi_Vassiliais]

Which is a good way to think about them. Unless they're not round... the pointy ones I'm not too fond of. XP

[Prodigy Almighty]

Natural progression. Absentian twist.

*Big black man voice* Heeeeellll yeaaaaaah!

[b3n|<3r|\|]

I would say "racist", and say only one black guy actually said that originally... but I don't know who said it originally, so I can't really talk.

[Gilrean Treebane]

I hear that and think of the Montgomery Gentry song "Hell Yeah"

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Which is a good way to think about them. Unless they're not round... the pointy ones I'm not too fond of. XP

Madonna?

[Malliki]

Will this show ever get on the road? The Isle of Skyla won't be there for ever you know! Actually it will, but...

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Still need to get this approved by the MiniInt or Kaiser...

And then we need to pick a date...

[Gilrean Treebane]

As far as dates go so long as it's not a Tuesday or a Thursday I'm good 'cause I usually try to be doing so much stuff on those days to avoid going to my Mom's house XD.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Monday is good?

[Gilrean Treebane]

sounds good to me

[Noemi_Vassiliais]

Yay, sooo... I guess we have the date set then. X3 Just make sure it's after 5... so I'll be home. XP

[Prodigy Almighty]

In which case I'll probably be home even if I do have work...

[Erik Mortis]

The Steward could take care of it too...

[Kaiser Ayreon]

Although we don't have one right now

[Erik Mortis]

Really?! I see an opportunity...

[Gilrean Treebane]

Ok so what more do we need to plan for this thing?

I've got my maid of honor (lectriece) and a bridesmaid (Noemi)
We have a ring bearer (Noemi's mouse Kii)
I has a dress and so do my bridesmaids.
We have a date - Monday... tomorrow XD
We have a place - Isle of Skyla

Who are we going to have officiate?
What time is this going to be? (must be later than 5:00 EST)

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Does the Steward officiate? I sense an opportunity.

Khan's Functions Ltd: Christenings, Weddings, Divorces, Executions & Funerals (In that order)

[Krasniy Yastreb]

You forgot the Bar Mitzvahs...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I don't do Bar Mitzvahs... not since the time I fed the Rabbi a ham sandwich.

[b3n|<3r|\|]

And yet you still do Christenings despite your tendencies to follow in the footsteps of the Bishop of Bath and Wells in the vestry after the service if you know what I mean.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

That is why I still do Christenings... please do not alert the clients.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Ok, I have a Best Man (Prodigy) and still need a groomsman (Erik? uh...Ardy? uh...Mike? Who wants it...)...


Our Steward won't do a bris?

[hypatias mom]

Remember the ham sandwich?........Besides, he might just cut too much--he has a tendency to enjoy bloodshed.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Which is why I'm glad it never happened to me...