Answering Machine

[Malliki]

*crackle*
"The Count of Musica is not in at the moment due to high temperatures and vivid fires in the downtown area. He cannot be reached on the Isle of Myn. Please leave a message after the tone. Neither the County of Musica nor the count himself can be held accountable or liable for any loss of property, life or limb due to you staying here and listening to this useless message. Usually people try to get away from here when the city is on fire, but not you. No no, not you, big strong man you. You just stay here listening to this stupid answering machine while the soles of your shoes are being slowly roasted. Can you smell that? The smell of your feet being gently..."
*BEEP*

[hypatias mom]

(OOC--Great answering machine message. Mike! Very imaginative.)