What started as a Laqi seccsion for the lulz, to generate activity and possibly a recwar, turned sour as people decided to take it seriously. This was an opportunity for all of Shireroth to unite against a common threat; unfortunately, the joke got taken too far with Elwynn, Straylight and Khorze also declaring independence. Kildare was quick to reaffirm their Shirithian nature in the face of all the breakaways, going so far as to call in the navy. In the process they've wracked up more posts in Kildare in the last hour than the last month, so at least this all worked out for someone.
Our Kaiser, in a move almost as wise as declaring me Kaiser, has admitted the problem and asked for solutions, but is what Shireroth really needs more talking? Malliki says no. MALARBOR DEMANDS YOU STAY - MALARBOR LOVES YOU. Perhaps what Shireroth really needs is the end times - Lavos and all.
THE END IS NIGH!
OR IS IT?
