Long live the new Kaiser!

[Kaiser Ikol II]

A busy day here in Shireroth, which started with a wave of anti-Antican anger at a notorious Nafticon tabloid dubbing Duke Daniel Farewell an "emo". The previously fractured country united as one in condemnation of our eastern neighbors, with even Malarbor himself joining in before tensions died down.

Then the nation was shocked as their Kaiseress rageabdicated, leaving Scott of Hyperborea in charge of the nation. This morning, he formally ascended the Golden Mango throne, announcing the beginning of an Age of Tranquility and revealing the new Kaiserial crest.

All Ministers should contact the Kaiser on instant messenger at their earliest convenience. MALARBOR DEMANDS IT! Well, technically, the Kaiser demands it, but MALARBOR RE-ITERATES HIS DEMAND!