Something is fishy in the state of Shireroth

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Something is fishy in the state of Shireroth

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Apparently it's getting colder up in the old Elwynnese lands, cause House Kalirion is shrinking. Allot, Chogall and Leo all decide to abandon ship together, but Malarbor is not impressed. YOU WILL ALL BE BACK! NO ONE LEAVES SHIREROTH!

On a somewhat happier note, Corey aka. Falkner van der Sluijs returns and is crowned Praetor of the Landsraad. Something is indeed fishy in Shireroth. Down in the south, three Houses combine into one in order to get the Kaisership when Mors VI meets his inevitable demise. As a response, Houses Kalirion and Kildare discuss doing the same. MALARBOR DEMANDS A HOUSE MALARBOR, but you puny mortals are too lame to pull that off. Now, apparently, there will be no more House Yardis since Tosha-Straylight folds into Mortis which then dissolves Yardis while keeping the whole Dukeship. You guys are giving me a headache, and when Malarbor gets a headache, YOU LOSE YOUR HEADS!!!

Elsewhere in the land, CJ Miller reapplies for citizenship for the umpteenth time, is denied and then sues the PRH out of the government and loses and any bystanders. Daniel Farewell is new MiniEx, Malliki Tosha is new MiniInfo, and there's a new census of course. Now Malarbor is hungry and will eat some insolent Anticans. WITH KETCHUP! MWAHAHAHA!
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