The Vice-Assistant Deputy Assistant Manager of the SSHIT was awakened in his office by a loud banging. He scrambled to the door to see an individual, wearing a Ministry of Information suit, hammering a large sheet of paper to the wall.
"What the hell is this?" said the manager (sorta).
The worker looked at him. "Sorry, mac. You've been overhauled."
"What?" The manager (not really) peered at the paper.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
The SSHIT has fallen into dissaray, and it is time that it be revived. The purpose of this communication is to inform you of the measures enacted to revive the SSHIT.
1. The new mission of the SSHIT shall be twofold. While it shall retain its original duty of chronicling fictional (AND REAL) Shirerithian history, the SSHIT shall also be furthermore responsible for undertaking any expeditions and conducting any research that may lead to new information in Shireroth, notably of the cultural kind, in cooperation with the Department of Research and Education.
2. Good work, Shyriath. Do more.
3. Unless he doesn't feel like it anymore, Shyriath shall be the Director General of the SSHIT. The Director-General shall be responsible for coordinating SSHIT activities and ensuring that work gets done.
Good luck!
*squiggle*
Andrew Allot
Minister of Information
The Overhaul is coming...
Re: The Overhaul is coming...
Uh-oh... it's official! EVERYBODY PANIC!
*Researchers scurry for cover, bury themselves in stacks of papers, file lots of paperwork to make themselves look busy*
*Researchers scurry for cover, bury themselves in stacks of papers, file lots of paperwork to make themselves look busy*
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Re: The Overhaul is coming...
Cheers! Keep being awesome guys.
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