Shireroth

The Three Day Celebration of the Rebirth of Khorze will take place on November 1, 2, and 3. All are welcome.

10,000 kegs of fine wine have been imported from Aryez along with thousands of courtesans. Celebrations will occur in all the houses, palaces and on the streets.

Yardistan congratulates the Barony of Khorze, but also ominously warns it to stay out of the cival war.

Cheers!

I do not believe such a young Barony should rush forth into war so soon. Our resources will be used constructing buildings not weapons of war. Thus, I do not think you will see Khorzean armies this war.

Then I shall warmly send you ten Yardistani chefs who can prepare you all manner of Mango-tastic foods!

I offer ten kilos of TNT, six sticks of dynamite, 7 balloons of highly combustible gasses and four Coca-Cola Light bottles and Mentos in these celebrations.

*Lights fuses and drops Mentoses, then runs like hell*

B0O0/\/\!!!