Rebellion

[Malliki Tosha]

The Barony of Greater Lakhesis is hereby in rebellion against the duke for his complete lack of respect for the culture or traditions of this duchy. No action of the duke is recognized as legitimate and no order or decree from the duke will be respected in this barony.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

The glorious and ancient cultures and traditions of this six hour old Duchy!
...that's gotta be some kinda record for "fastest revolt".

[Malliki Tosha]

Because we are new, you know? Brookshire and Goldshire didn't exist prior to the merger. I also don't think that making everything into Indian rip-off land is adding something positive to the duchy.

[AryezturMejorkhor]

You should know that the Duke actually didn't do anything that disrespected the culture or traditions of the Duchy. You should know that in fact, he confirmed you in your lands and preserved and expanded the Great Kehl. As part of the agreement I reached with Erik last night, I'm leaving culture alone. I even wrote an article into my first decree forbidding myself as Duke from promoting any religious/philosophical system. Now I want to cooperate with you so I'll bend quite a lot. But not insanely a lot.

[Malliki Tosha]

You did not reach an agreement with me, but rather excluded me from the start. My PM inbox is empty you know, and you can't blame it on thinking I was leaving. First of all, it is an obvious joke. Second, you could have asked.

My position in this matter is clear. Case closed.

[AryezturMejorkhor]

How about this: you promise to never be Duke unless I agree to it beforehand. Are you okay with that? If you agree to that, then I'll step down.

[Malliki Tosha]

Agreed.

[AryezturMejorkhor]

Okay, I'll step down within the hour then.

[Kaiser Leto III]

Excellent.

[Malliki Tosha]

This whole situation would have been avoided if you had refrained from making yet another rash decision.

[Kaiser Leto III]

This whole situation would have been avoided if you had refrained from making yet another rash decision.

Nope. If you hadn't done your "I'm leaving"-joke, nothing had happened.

[Malliki Tosha]

Oh yes. You went ahead with the rash decision yet again, instead of waiting for us to ASK you. And frankly, if you didn't get the joke, that's your problem.

[Erik Mortis]

Right... with this handled, the Kaiser may leave the conversation with grace.

[Malliki Tosha]

This rebellion is hereby ended.