Baronial Decree: Concerning the Leadership of Alexandretta.

[Erik Mortis]

Let it be proclaimed, for as long as my family rules here, or for as long as it exists, no man shall rule Alexandretta.

It is my angsty will! Let is be done.

[Pandora]

Good Goddess!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE

I visit Purgatory for one day, ONE DAY, and I come back and everything is changed, I have a new Baron, and apperenty my county was almost stolen!!! I can't leave any of you alone for a day! Trying to give my county away with out consulting me first! HMPH! Did anyone try to contact me??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How rude! *Tsk tsk*

Just how long has it been in Shireroth time?

*Reads Eriks decree*

*looks down and double checks*

Yep! Still Female!

*Pandora's nude malicia marches and stands at attention behind her*

*Shakes raised fist*

Let it be known! From this day forth! Alexedretta is rightfully Pandora's and it was before! And woe to anyone who dare opposes me!

*Nude malicia chants*

HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!

[Ari Rahikkala]

* blinks *
* checks time *
* goes to sleep *

[hypatias mom]

PANDORA!!!!! Where have you been??? We've missed you so much!!! How are you?? Are you back to stay?? You may not realize this, but it has been a really, really long time here in Shireroth. You are going to have to jump through a few hoops to reactivate your membership. Please visit my ministry and we'll get you made all legal again. By the way, nice tan!

[Erik Mortis]

As Baron of Dolor I recognize you as Countess of Alexandretta.

[Krasniy Yastreb]

*from the mile-high tower in Smotretka, Krasniy looks across to the Alexandrettan bank of the River Elwynn with high-power binoculars*

Nude militia indeed...

[hypatias mom]

How else would they get those even tans???

[Erik Mortis]

We like our clothing in Monty Crisco.. but Kilts are in season...

[hypatias mom]

And they are very fashionable for weddings. My son, Hypatia's brother, and all his groomsmen, and even his father, Hypatia's dad, wore kilts for his wedding last year to the lovely Pandora (and, no, she did not go nude--she wore a lovely Renaissance-style gown and tiara).

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Shame - nudity would have been very Renaissance, Lucrezia Borgia-esque perhaps but very Renaissance.

j/k

[Pandora]

Thank you for your welcomes! Alas, It has only been one day for me but since here in Shireroth it has been a great deal longer I shall jump through hoops to become legal again!

Oh and for the record. Indeed, I did marry my husband with clothing on. Which was uncomfortable for me, yes. But understand that our wedding ceremony took place in my husband's homeland. A land in which doesn't allow nudity unfortunatly. But rest assured that if and when we renew our vows in my county of Alexandretta, it shall be "a la natural!"

And let it be known that pledge allegence to my new Baron! HUZZAH!!!

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Welcome back Pandora. I believed you escaped shortly before I started hanging around here, but I recognise the name.

[Pandora]

Hello! Nice to meet you!