Shireroth

With the understanding that my mom is not currently at home or able to reach a computer and is therefore currently inactive, I hold her micronational holdings in trust. She is the Countess of the Kitanus Fields in the now-defunct Dutchy of Kildare.I therefore propose that the County of Old Hallucination and the County of the Kitanus Fields form the Barony of Kildare.The County of the Kitanus Fields may withdraw from this alliance at any time, and for any reason.I, Hypatia Agnesi, shall be Baroness, and Hypatia's Mom (aka "Ma", aka Carol) shall be my successor.I further extend the hand of friendship and alliance to Shacia Seliny, Countess of Vervollkommnung, Eoin Dornan, Count of Volsung, Bill Dusch, Count of New Jasonia, and Rarkasha, Count of Gong Li, in the hope that we can reform the Dutchy of Kildare and restore it to its rightful glory. *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!

Just here to re-state that I fully understand that your mother cannot be here to sign this herself. I'll come in from the cold as soon as my tenure as Kaiser is over. Till then I'm Count of Shirekeep..

Would you be interested in forming an alliance with us once you are no longer Kaiser? *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!

The Count of Gong Li accepts this hand of friendship and the alliance gratefully, and hopes not only to improve his ability to lead his county, but to contribute to Kildare as a whole. The first step is admitting I have a problem.

If you form Antya with Bill first, our two Baronies can join, and we only need 4 Counties instead of five. Let's wait a little bit on formalizing this. *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!

M'Lady! I hereby petition that all lands of Upper Lunaris henceforth be part of the Barony of Kildare and therefore within the Duchy of Kildare, with your aproval. Thank You. I await your decree.

Your humble servant,
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Sir H4773r 3lfson, ACE & P.h.D.

I approve of this petition, and I will update our feudal contract accordingly.

...well, it seems I overlooked the feudal contract beforehand, since this Barony only contained myself and my mom. Consider yourself a member of my Barony! If you would like, you may draft a contract, but I don't particularly mind working without one.

I'll be nice, don't worry. And if you want to leave at some point, you can.

*I look you in the eye, spit in my hand and hold it out!

pause

I wipe hand on pants*

you know what? I trust you and theres no need for us to exchange bodily fluids at this time. so, groovy. you have problems with my county or need help with anything, you are my sovereign.

I Swear by my H47!
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Sir H4773r 3lfs0n, ACE, P.h.D.

I, H4773r 3lfs0n, Baron of Kildare recognize Hallucination, the Kitanus Fields, Upper Lunaris and Lower Lunaris as counties within the Barony of Kildare, within the Duchy of Kildare (with Duchess Hypatia's AFORE GIVEN aproval).

(Krasniy, sign you say so to about lower and well be good till i whip up a new contract)

I Swear By My H47

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H4773r 3lfs0n

I swear by his H47, and my stapler!

That the inclusion of Lower Lunaris in the above recognition has my full, official and wholehearted endorsement.

Signed, Krasniy Yastreb

alright... did the renaming, this is a tentative contract and when hypatia and krasniy and i all agree on it i'll new topic in the contracts sub-forum groovy? here goes....

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We hereby sign our names as lords of our realms in order better bind and strngthen our lands in common purpose.

Our signatures hereby decree that our lands are now one under the name of Barony Vorpmadal and therefore subject to its laws as well as essential to creating them.

Also, by our signatures agree, that we are not only of Barony Vorpmadal, within Duchy Kildare, within the Empire of Shireroth, but that the Barony of Vorpmadol is of us.

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(and then we post as our signatures eh?)