Shireroth

By the powers vested in me as Bailiff of Lac Glacei, I decree the following:

That I resign as bailiff of Lac Glacei. It is my opinion that it is negative for Lac Glacei to have an inactive bailiff. By making this move, I free up the Bailiwick so the Yardistani authorities can do what they please with it.

Hmm. I think you should stay on as Bailiff, and the next guy in charge should get a new title. Seems like the way it works around here: Emperor, Sheriff, Bailiff...

The next guy in charge can get a new title anyway. I've resigned, I don't have to feel inactive here anymore. That is a good thing for me. I like to contribute when I hold a position, not just have it for show.

With profound thanks, the Imperator Rex Emeritus assumes direct responsibility for the Bailiwick.