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- hypatias mom
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The Port Nevermore Center is now staffing its education center, and is in need of an instructor who can prepare a student to be an evil computer gypsy, or, failing that, a plain gypsy. We also need a voice coach to prepare students to sing an aria in the Shirekeep Opera House, and also an instuctor who can teach the outdoor skills of skiing, white water rafting, climbing, and rapelling. If you can teach in other areas, please consider joining our faculty as well. Interersted instructors, please submit a resume or summary of your skill set to:
Baroness Carol
aka Hypatia's Mom
Port Nevermore Center
Countess of North Novi Dalmacija
Barony of Lumina's Light
The Imperial Republic of Shireroth
Baroness Carol
aka Hypatia's Mom
Port Nevermore Center
Countess of North Novi Dalmacija
Barony of Lumina's Light
The Imperial Republic of Shireroth
- Braden Indianensis
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I can't teach Evil Computer Gypsyism because I live in Kentuckiana, a state which was created out of Kentucky and Indiana in order to fend off Evil Computer Gypsies, who roam the backroads of the place in their evil computer gypsy-wagons late on Friday nights, using their Evil Computer Gypsy Laptop Computers (R), to curse the PCs of those who have offended them. Ruth can tell you all about them. I guess I could teach Defense Against Evil Computer Gypsies.
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Former Speaker of the Assembly of the Republic of Antica
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- hypatias mom
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It appears we have an immediate opening for a professor who can teach Evil World Domination. We have a student who wishes to obtain a doctoral degree in that discipline. We also have a student who wishes an online course of study in operatic singing.
Please contact the Port Nevermore Center immediately if you can teach these subjects.
Thank you
Please contact the Port Nevermore Center immediately if you can teach these subjects.
Thank you
- H4773r 3lfs0n
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although i dont have advanced training in evil geniusness, i can give a 101 course, and might be able to think up how to learn how to sing online... so
SURE! lets do this...
(Cap'n Knappy has a few degrees in evil geniusness, just so you know)
SURE! lets do this...
(Cap'n Knappy has a few degrees in evil geniusness, just so you know)
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Baron 3lfs0n--
You are hired! Please let me know when you can begin your instruction at our Port Nevermore Center. Our students eagerly await your arrival. I also wish to meet Captain Knappy and interview him about his wish to teach as well. Thank you for your prompt response.
Baroness Carol
aka Hypatia's Mom
Proprietor of the Port Nevermore Center
Countess of North Novi Dalmacjia
Baroness of Lumina's Light
You are hired! Please let me know when you can begin your instruction at our Port Nevermore Center. Our students eagerly await your arrival. I also wish to meet Captain Knappy and interview him about his wish to teach as well. Thank you for your prompt response.
Baroness Carol
aka Hypatia's Mom
Proprietor of the Port Nevermore Center
Countess of North Novi Dalmacjia
Baroness of Lumina's Light
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Greg--
Please control yourself, at least until the good baron unpacks his weapons. You will have ample time for swordplay after he has settled in. You are getting ahead of yourself, sir.
Carol, Baroness of Lumina's Light
aka Hypatia's mom
Countess of North Novi Dalmacjia
Proprietor of the Port Nevermore Center
Please control yourself, at least until the good baron unpacks his weapons. You will have ample time for swordplay after he has settled in. You are getting ahead of yourself, sir.
Carol, Baroness of Lumina's Light
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Proprietor of the Port Nevermore Center
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Pardon me!
I think I must need either spectacles or a hearing aid. I totally misheard who GMan Russell was calling out. I apologize, Baldwin. I did not see you standing there armed. Gentlemen, you may proceed at your pleasure.
I think I must need either spectacles or a hearing aid. I totally misheard who GMan Russell was calling out. I apologize, Baldwin. I did not see you standing there armed. Gentlemen, you may proceed at your pleasure.
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Ahem. *brings in a Yssilmari so NO ONE can use force powers*
Extended universe DOES count!
other wise 1 2 & 3 may never had been made, REGARDLESS if they suck or not.
and put those away, this is a place of learning not mortal combat. unless yopur learning mortal combat, in that case your STILL not trying to kill each other.
Extended universe DOES count!
other wise 1 2 & 3 may never had been made, REGARDLESS if they suck or not.
and put those away, this is a place of learning not mortal combat. unless yopur learning mortal combat, in that case your STILL not trying to kill each other.
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Keep an eye open at JM3U for Jedi training and leave this thread for what it was intended.
My apologies Baroness Carol, I can begin the Evil Genius Basics whenever, or wherever(here or at JMU3?)
As far as the operatic singing, I cant really do Opera, but if the student has a recording program I can give tips and pointers on overall voice work.
My apologies Baroness Carol, I can begin the Evil Genius Basics whenever, or wherever(here or at JMU3?)
As far as the operatic singing, I cant really do Opera, but if the student has a recording program I can give tips and pointers on overall voice work.
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My dear baron--
I thank you for intervening in this mortal combat. I never dreamed it would be taken to this level. I must get the cleaners in to remove all traces of blood. You are welcome to teach your students wherever you are most comfortable, either here or at the university.
By the way, Conglacio is the one who requested the singing instruction. Perhaps you may ask if he has a recording program. Since he is a computer expert, I imagine he might. Thank you for taking on this group of students.
I wish for you to accompany me to select your teaching fee from among my store's many marvels. I am sure you will find something to your liking.
Thank you again.
Carol, Baroness of Lumina's Light
aka Hypatia's mom
Proprietor, Port Nevermore Center
Countess of North Novi Dalmacjia
I thank you for intervening in this mortal combat. I never dreamed it would be taken to this level. I must get the cleaners in to remove all traces of blood. You are welcome to teach your students wherever you are most comfortable, either here or at the university.
By the way, Conglacio is the one who requested the singing instruction. Perhaps you may ask if he has a recording program. Since he is a computer expert, I imagine he might. Thank you for taking on this group of students.
I wish for you to accompany me to select your teaching fee from among my store's many marvels. I am sure you will find something to your liking.
Thank you again.
Carol, Baroness of Lumina's Light
aka Hypatia's mom
Proprietor, Port Nevermore Center
Countess of North Novi Dalmacjia
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David--
I am glad you have the equipment the good baron will need for you to use during your instruction. I think the new headset would also be helpful in hearing your voice during your vocal exercises.
I am glad you have the equipment the good baron will need for you to use during your instruction. I think the new headset would also be helpful in hearing your voice during your vocal exercises.
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My dear baron--
Your new student, Conglacio, indeed has the recording equipment you require, and plans to buy a better headset so he can hear his voice more clearly. You may begin your instruction whenever and wherever is most agreeable to you. Thank you again.
Your new student, Conglacio, indeed has the recording equipment you require, and plans to buy a better headset so he can hear his voice more clearly. You may begin your instruction whenever and wherever is most agreeable to you. Thank you again.
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Excellent, excellent.
Conglacio, for your first assignment, I would like you to pic out a song, any song, and record yourself singing it. we will then errange a time to meet up on aim, i'll give it a listen and we'll go from there.
As for payment, Baroness, im sure we can work that out at a later date, thank you.
OH YES!! and evil genius classes, i'll keep Cap'n Knappy awake until he submits and agrees to teach with me. Im not sure if we should move that instruction to JM3U or somewhere more malevolent..... hhhmmm...
anyway.
thats it
Conglacio, for your first assignment, I would like you to pic out a song, any song, and record yourself singing it. we will then errange a time to meet up on aim, i'll give it a listen and we'll go from there.
As for payment, Baroness, im sure we can work that out at a later date, thank you.
OH YES!! and evil genius classes, i'll keep Cap'n Knappy awake until he submits and agrees to teach with me. Im not sure if we should move that instruction to JM3U or somewhere more malevolent..... hhhmmm...
anyway.
thats it
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My dear baron--
It seems that you have everything under control. I heartily approve of the start you have made in your teaching. Yes, I would like to interview Cap'n Knappy about teaching with you, but please do not feel you must wait until he resurfaces. Please let me know when would be convenient for your perusal of our stores.
Please just keep me informed of your progress. Thank you for your invaluable aid. Your students will, I am sure, progress rapidly in their skills, and will soon be ready to embark upon their adventures. Please give me a heads-up on the completion of each of their classes, so that I may outfit them properly for their adventures.
Thank you again.
Baroness Carol
It seems that you have everything under control. I heartily approve of the start you have made in your teaching. Yes, I would like to interview Cap'n Knappy about teaching with you, but please do not feel you must wait until he resurfaces. Please let me know when would be convenient for your perusal of our stores.
Please just keep me informed of your progress. Thank you for your invaluable aid. Your students will, I am sure, progress rapidly in their skills, and will soon be ready to embark upon their adventures. Please give me a heads-up on the completion of each of their classes, so that I may outfit them properly for their adventures.
Thank you again.
Baroness Carol
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