Let it be known that....

[Kwestadz]

Aryeztur Mejorkhor, Khan of Aryez, on hearing that there was war in his old advisary, Foghorn's lands, was delighted, and promtly began 'preperations.'

Aryeztur, as High Preist of Aralan, prompty issued a Fatwa on Foghorn and declared a Crusade against him. He then invited 5000 Aralanic Jihadi "volunteers" to fullfill the Fatwa. The Jihadis organized themselves under the umbrella/cover organization FPLA (Free People's Liberation Army), a famous Aryezi state-sponsered terrorist group. The 5000 FPLA martyrs are now massing three miles away from the place they landed on a 4000 meter tall hill which they promptly fortified.

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

um... where?