ATTN: Tokish Monarchy Attacked

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Prodigy Almighty
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ATTN: Tokish Monarchy Attacked

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Late last night, Queen Tsunade of Toketi was stolen from her bedroom by dark, winged figures. As Minister of Military Affairs, I cannot allow this sort of travesty to be enacted upon the monarchs of our allies. May I also say that I am Prince of Toketi, and as such am now acting ruler of Toketi.

Therein, as your MoMA and a foreign diplomat in need of assistance, I call out to my friends in Shireroth for help. DISCLAIMER: There will be magic. Maybe lots of it.
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Another crusade to conquer land! Err, I meant: another crusade to liberate a nation from the evil that is called democracy (or are it just rebels with no democratic purposes?)!!

They need to be stopped. I am right, AREN'T I? :shifty

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Democracy Pwns all.

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My favorite magic involves thermonuclear weapons.

BOO/\/\/\/\!! Everything disappears.

(Or phasers in a pinch.)

If anybody needs political asylum afterward, let me know.
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Someone set off the only OrBatted nuclear weapon last week... caused a tidal wave on Chelkran Kesh... but that's besides the point. :knife
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And it also hit my old imperial city... :(

TOKETI NEW SHIRLAN IS SAFE, THOUGH!
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And now they're being held to ransom to change the nation into a Democracy ....
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Andreas, get the fuck out of my sight NOW!

And you know precisely why.

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