MoMA Order 3965/001: Light Blue Octopus

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Operation Light Blue Octopus 3965/001

An Order for commencement of Operation Light Blue Octopus.

1.0. Light Blue Octopus
1.1. Operation Light Blue Octopus is henceforth deemed to be in effect. Assigned units shall conduct themselves in accordance with standard operating procedures and direct essential communications to MoMAD I. through discrete channels as previously instructed and authorised.

2.0. Implementation
2.1. This order shall be deemed to have entered into effect from the date of its publication.

[Erik Mortis]

I understand. I'll get the PHP code in order...

[Harvey Steffke]

About damn time we got moving on this. SOBs have it coming.

[CJ Miller]

???

[Malliki Tosha]

If that was public information it would have been made public, don't you think?

[CJ Miller]

???

[Icebreaker]

IF IT HELPS CJ, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE SHIT THIS IS ABOUT EITHER, BUT I'M PERFECTLY CONTENT TO LET THE KIDS PLAY WITH THEIR DECODER RINGS.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Zvpebangvbaf: Frevbhf Ohfvarff

[Malliki Tosha]

LOL! Abrroftallh.

[Erik Mortis]

Lad os state blomst og verden Antik!

[Icebreaker]

ZRNAJUVYR, VA OEHPR FPUARVRE'F YNO...

[Jacobus Loki]

This is the HBC, broadcasting to our friends - you know where-

Andre, the toast is burnt. Maramlade suffers Tuesday.

Gunther, tell Tudy the parcel is lunar, the date is orange.

Lucretia, the man from Mars is omicron zeta pudding.




Oh, and the invasion is at 0350 Hours Friday....................

[Shyriath]

I don't think they even suspect what's coming...

Also, we need to find an excuse to include the phrase "omicron zeta pudding" in more things.

[Erik Mortis]

Is that our friday or the theoretical friday?

[Malliki Tosha]

Haha, brraftz tpe.

[Elliot Markham]

And whom are you planning to invade?

[CJ Miller]

If that was public information it would have been made public, don't you think?

[Erik Mortis]

And whom are you planning to invade?

No one. Who said anything about invasion?

[Erik Mortis]

Software operational and activated. Victory?

[Malliki Tosha]

VICTORY!

[Malliki Tosha]

Software operational and activated. Victory?

Apparently the operation wasn't perfect. It could still use a bit of tweaking.

Ahrtffaw liz rtuul.

[Erik Mortis]

I'll look to the error logs.

[Malliki Tosha]

So Erik, are things ready for a retry?

[AryezturMejorkhor]

The Government of Antica would like an explanation. It can be delivered to the Ambassador in private if necessary.

[Malliki Tosha]

Why? This is of no concern of yours.

[AryezturMejorkhor]

According to the information presented to the Assembly, this project is connected with a potential attack of Antica. Therefore it is of concern to us.

[Malliki Tosha]

Do you have an official instruction or diplomatic note from your government, or are you demanding things from your host country on your own accord?

[AryezturMejorkhor]

Perhaps it is best we drop this matter and if we cooperate in our investigation of Elliot's claims.

[Malliki Tosha]

We have no matter to drop. You demanded information from your host country without a proper instruction from your government. Perhaps you should research diplomatic protocol.

[Erik Mortis]

I've done some research and updated the software. It was an old issue with the original software, the part which I didn't write. But I think I found the issue and it should work now. I'll upload it shortly. It should work better this time. Though it's based on older software, so I might not be able to get past some of the old flaws, which relied on older features of the target goal.
Anyhoo, even if the next go doesn't work, less likely then before, I have some ideas for improvement.