Freebooter always at your service

[Monty Prussian]

Hello, let me introduce myself,

my name is Sepp "Amor" Jodelmeyer, firm owner of Jodelmeyer's Company (http://www.jodelmeyer.de.vu). My second job is Bavarian piracy as a part-time job. So I ask If you need my service. If you would give me a letters of marque and reprisal, I could support your war.



Here you are more informations about us:

http://www.micropirates.de.vu

[Jacobus Loki]

Gosh, where were you when I was issuing Letters of Marque several years ago?

[Monty Prussian]

Oh sorry, I was doing a piracy vocational training. But now, I've a certificate. The whole titel reads 'Craftsman of piracy and capturing. It's my first trip under the flag. It's still a additional income, but I hope the business grows.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I should advise that the Kingdom of Babkha has detected a vessel that is in all probability associated with this outfit and is on the cusp of taking what might be considered appropriate action against the rabble of Benny Hill loving Teutons...

[Jacobus Loki]

C'mon, don't fry him, he belongs in Yardistan.

Congratulations, Sepp, You are hereby annexed by the Y.A.C.!

[Monty Prussian]

I'm sure, you mean Y.M.C.A.

[Jonas]

I'm sure, you mean Y.M.C.A.

No, the YAC. Yardistani Annexation Corps.

[Monty Prussian]

I see, the Y.M.C.A singers are an Annexation Corps now. Why not.

[Jacobus Loki]

It's fun to stay at the Yard -i - stan-A......

[Andreas the Wise]

[Monty Prussian]

I should advise that the Kingdom of Babkha has detected a vessel that is in all probability associated with this outfit and is on the cusp of taking what might be considered appropriate action against the rabble of Benny Hill loving Teutons...

Why are Babhkanians turbaned? Deflagrated hairs.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Ten erb for whoever brings me the head of Sepp "Benny" Jodelmeyer there...

[Prodigy Almighty]

Done! I was more a fan of ninjas than pirates anyway, though pirates do know how to party...

[hypatias mom]

I guess the pirates at Port Nevermore should start making waves again here on Micras. They seem to have been forgotten.

[Jacobus Loki]

Yeah, give Sepp an anchorage. And a new tailor.

[Monty Prussian]

Could the admin change my name to Monty Prussian, please?

[Ari Rahikkala]

[Jacobus Loki]

Why don't we give him a Letter of Marque to harras Nova Englander shipping?

[Monty Prussian]

Oh yae, give me give me

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Sure, fine. What was the name of that boat I nearly zapped in Babkha then?