Here speaks...

[Jonas]

... the new Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Batavia (Batavië)!

[Andreas the Wise]

Congratulations indeed!

[Jonas]

Thank you!

But it was a surprie. Gustaaf Vermeylen would have become prime minister but because of problems with giving his seats (in the Lagerhuis) to members of the coalition party (the PM can't seat in the Lagerhuis and he's the only member of his party, so the seats had to be given to another party), the Hogerhuis (house of nobles) decided to give me the position of PM.

[Liam conToketi]

Hurray! Silly politics work in your favor!

[hypatias mom]

Congratulations, Mister Prime Minister. You are now in positions of power and influence in both countries. May your service as Prime Minister be a fruitful and wise one.

[Jonas]

Hurray! Silly politics work in your favor!

That's why I support it!

Congratulations, Mister Prime Minister. You are now in positions of power and influence in both countries. May your service as Prime Minister be a fruitful and wise one.

Thank you. My first decree as Batavian Prime Minister: importing mangos from Shireroth!

[Kaiser Hasan I]

try our delicious mangaroos!

[hypatias mom]

WHAT WE NEED HERE IS A JUMPING MANGO/KANGAROO AVATAR. CALLING ALL CARTOONISTS/ARTISTS. i'D LOVE TO SEE THIS MADE OFFICIAL.

[Prodigy Almighty]

Woah, Caps Lock much?

[hypatias mom]

Nope. Only when I choose to write in all caps.

[Jacobus Loki]

Hey, my old friend Bongo uses all caps, and absolutely no grammar or spelling, and he got on alright.