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To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:07 pm
by Jess
Hey Absentians.
Now that the HLoS got some land, we need a count or two to help us not keep control of it, anyone willing to come join us?
P.S. You get a medal too.
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:19 pm
by Gilrean Treebane
I'm comfortable where I am but thanks for offering
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:20 pm
by b3n|<3r|\|
Ah yes, but you are a Countess... to those who are without nobility titles: immigrate to the Holy Lands if you value power over friendship!
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:22 pm
by Jess
Or value Mangos...lots and lots of mangos
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:23 pm
by b3n|<3r|\|
Mangoes beyond Number!
Hey, that's a good idea for a Baronial motto... write that one down, Jess...
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:33 pm
by Jess
The Barony of Mango?
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:39 pm
by Malliki
*Writes that down on the short list for names for new barony*
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:45 pm
by Jess
I didn't know you were getting a new barony...
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:54 pm
by Malliki
Looks like it. It's in the thread with the Musica-to-Brookshire thingy. We'll see what happens.
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:00 pm
by b3n|<3r|\|
Yeap. A Brookshirean Barony with a Yardistani Baron. Good stuff, right Jess?
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:02 pm
by Jess
apparently so
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:03 pm
by b3n|<3r|\|
Hey, you approved it! I'm just going along with it! And opposing at the points where it is most awkward.
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:36 pm
by Malliki
I will always be a Yardistani at heart.
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:39 pm
by b3n|<3r|\|
That's good to hear! You'll probably lose your legal right to rebel, but Yardistan will support any rebellion you instigate and defend you from any consequences thereafter!
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:44 pm
by Malliki
Good to hear.
I will also keep a couple of
to look at and pet and stuff. Maybe ride. Like Zorro! On a MOOSE! THE COOLEST EVER!
I WILL RULE THESE LANDS, WITH MY TRUSTY MOOSE BY MY SIDE! Or something.
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:49 pm
by hypatias mom
One probtlem, Mike. The moose is protected from pestering and molestatiom, No riding our blue moose.
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:51 pm
by Oroigawa Koreyasu
What if the moose is willing? Is it really pestering or molestation?
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:56 pm
by hypatias mom
I don't think anyone ever contemplated that eventuality. Good question.
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:26 pm
by Jacobus Loki
If the moose files an affidavit in triplicate,and the moose rider takes a course in moose appreciation,,,,,,,,
BTW, I am a loyal follower of Baron Jess. Which may be what scares away immigrants..........
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:19 pm
by Jonas
Wait a minute... if I'm a loyal follower of Jacobus. And Jacobus is a loyal follower of Jess...
Then I'm a loyal follower of Jess too!
JESS FOR KAISER!!
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:39 pm
by Prodigy Almighty
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
... er, I should say "No! Not YET!"... >.>
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:57 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Kaiser Pen......, er Mortisberg!
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:35 am
by hypatias mom
Let's give him a couple of years to finish maturing before we let him rule over Shireroth. I think he mighyt make a good Kaiser everntually, but not at 12.
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:37 am
by Jonas
And me? Can I become Kaiser?
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:52 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Prodigy can create a Kaiser Jonas-Jess Cyborg.
I'll donate the duct tape.
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:51 pm
by Prodigy Almighty
I could, but I'd be more likely to create a Kaiser Almighty I cyborg first.
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:15 am
by Jacobus Loki
Can you be bribed?
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:30 am
by Oroigawa Koreyasu
Do you have any money left?
Re: To Bribe the Absentians
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:55 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Yep. (Jingles pouch) not too much longer at this rate....