Stardate 80327.8

[Admiral Quirk]

The Starship Improvise has again entered orbit around the planet Micras, it's origin and home of many of its crew. Standard scans indicate a beacon that has not been active on the surface of the planet for many years.

The signal beacon of Absentia.

Improvise was finally home.

[Remy Duck III.]

*listens his radio*

Hm, satrange. It must be broken or the scifi chanel.

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Ah, Admiral Quirk, it's been a long time. I hope you enjoy your time in this, your ancestral homeland.

Please, make yourself at home, there's not much but soon I hope there will be more to see...

[Admiral Quirk]

It is ..........good to see so much.........progress.

And a talking duck, just like on Canopus Canard VI!

[Prodigy Almighty]

I bet you see a lot of cyborgs and robots, but how many of them have ludicrous amounts of weapons stored in containers that should not be able to hold them?

[Prodigy Almighty]

I feel it necessary, as new Baron of Absentia, to make myself acquainted with Admiral Quirk. If he accepts, I will have him over for Fired Fish, Mangoes, and Chelkran Dragonwater Vodka.

[Liam conToketi]

I bet you see a lot of cyborgs and robots, but how many of them have ludicrous amounts of weapons stored in containers that should not be able to hold them?

Shadowrun bionic penis of doom?

[Prodigy Almighty]

If I wanted.

[Andreas the Wiseass]

And yet again, Liam ruins everything.

Silly Buddhist! CONVERT!