FARMAN DECREE #001

[Kaiser Hasan I]

THAT I, THE GREATEST OF ALL GUERRILLAS, DO DECLARE THE OFFICIAL OPENING OF MAY FOOL'S DAY!

THAT THE USE OF ANY NORMAL LOGINS IS COMPLETELY AND OBVIOUSLY ILLEGAL AND CONTRARY TO THE SPIRIT OF SHIREROTH.

THAT ANYONE FOUND USING A NORMAL LOGIN WILL BE DECLARED A BABKHAN, APOLOGIZE AND RESIGN OR FORCE ME TO EXILE MYSELF.


SIGNED,

THE ONE TRUE (TRUELY) KAISER,

SHAH LOKI THE THIRD.

OVER TO YOU JESS,

[EARBREAKER]

YOU ARE DOING IT... WATE WUT

YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT!

[Sh033r]

My jabberwocky is still sick. I'll have to ride the bandersnatch, and she's very balky.

[Admiral Quirk]

Ahem, ah, your Kaisershahship,

Are you aware that by proclaiming tyourself a CYBERIAN in public that you now are one, according to their open citizenship law, and that when you disappear, your name will go on the Cyberian Memorial, and your demise blamed on the VCC?

Not that we are, ah......interfering.....

[Sh033r]

yourself a CYBERIAN in public that you now are one,

COOTIES! CYBERIAN COOTIES! BABKHAN COOTIES!

(falls off bandersantch)

[Sh033r]

RESFERTYTYR! ETRYTT Foreigners! Torches, we need torches!

Down with Cyberians! Down with Babakans! All power to the ShaKaiser! BOW! BOW NOW!


(HOW NOW BOW WOW?!)

[Techicon LM]

this sounds good, i fully support it. maybe we should set something up with another country, make it great. cautiously, of course.

[Scotsman]

I like this decree.

Mainly because back in the old days we used to debate these laws. I think that Shireroth isn't as good as it used to be, don't you think? I think we should get some decent laws to govern our land.

[Monsignor Ponyberg]

And take down the Tri-citizen law ... make it Quad-citizen law. That's the way to get citizenzors!

[Scotsman]

I agree

[Andreas the Wiseass]

There are too many reasons to take away the tri-citizenship law, not the least of which is so I can be a citizen and have a hand in just about every micronation conceived...