Would the real noble please stand up...

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:51 am

I need to know, directly, which nobles are still actually here, plan to be here, and are/will be active.

I saw a census being run. Is that being run by an official, or just someone thought it a good idea.. (it is...) If the later.

Also, who are my ministers... and who wants to be one, and will actually do something with it?

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:55 am

I'm the Lord of Hosts, so I guess that makes me a noble.

I control all your ministries!!!

Post by **Jonas** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:00 am

Jesus wrote:I'm the Lord of Hosts, so I guess that makes me a noble.

I control all your ministries!!!

You are a crazy old fool from around 2030 years old, nothing more.

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:08 am

And in a sense... spamming... As this is a thread of seriousness.. *smacks a passer-by with a tuna sandwich..*

Post by **Jonas** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:13 am

Kaiser Letifer III wrote:And in a sense... spamming... As this is a thread of seriousness.. *smacks a passer-by with a tuna sandwich..*

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:15 am

Yeah... I know.. I blew it...

H4773r 3lfs0n · Post by **H4773r 3lfs0n** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:01 pm

as my posts so plainly imply, i intend to stick around and have no aspiriations to be a minister

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:03 pm

Your Niftiness--

As your Minister of Immigration, Naturalization and Tourism, it is part of my job description to conduct a bi-monthly census. When people have checked in, you will have a list of active citizens from which to select appropriate ministerial candidates. I hope this meets with your approval, Sire.

And, Sire, I would ask to retain this position in your government, if it is pleasing to you.

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:51 pm

Your Niftiness--

As I was perusing the census bureau's posts,. I found that everyone had begun posting in a thread from 2006, rather than in the one I began yesteday, hence the confusion. We do have an interesting, if puzzling, situation that is developing rapidly here. We have someone who is posing as the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, who seems interested in taking the forum in a totally different direction. I would like your ruling on this situation, if you would, Sire.

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:53 pm

Why aren't I permitted to speak in the Landsraad?

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:57 pm

Sir:

According to the Charter of Shireroth, only Dukes, Barons, and Counts, plus the Praetor, may speak in the Landsraad, and only Dukes and Barons may vote in the Landsraad. The Praetor may vote only to break a tie. Others may speak in the Landsraad Front Gate. Non-citizens may only speak in the Front Gate.

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:23 pm

I have a MiniImNat? Awesome!.. Yes. You may keep your job.

Maybe I should ban Jesus from Shireroth....

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:30 pm

Oh, I dunno about that. After all, if you ban one non-mainstream deity, you stand the chance of looking somewhat hypocritical with the rest still being worshipped in the Multi-Temple. And cracking down on free speech would only make people think Shireroth is less democratic, not that anyone in Shireroth cares about that...

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:31 pm

We ARE less democratic.. and there are no Rights... anyhoo

Mostly I'm just irritated... but I believe I can use this Jesus fellow to my own ends... so I shall allow him to live for now...hehe

(That's the proper response.. isn't it?)

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:34 pm

Well, being merely the diplomatic representative of the Republic, I don't presume to instruct Your Imperial Majesty on anything.

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:37 pm

But I think I'll instruct you to get a smaller avatar.... way to big.... heh

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:38 pm

Chyeah....uh-uh.

Post by **Jonas** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:52 am

Jesus wrote:Why aren't I permitted to speak in the Landsraad?

Can't you read the Lawbook?! Ow Jesus!

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:44 pm

Yeah, so, I know someone who's gonna be flung into the Lake of Fire...*makes a list, checks it twice*

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:12 pm

but I'm tempted to register a log-in called "Judas", or "Pontus Pilate" but this character would just be back in three days.

And what if we're wrong, and he's the real deal?

No, my Christian friends say that if someone appears and claims to be this person, we are allowed to ask him to prove it.

?

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:55 pm

Dear Kaiser,

Could I please become a minister of something??? I'll forget the whole wanted land thing...

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:53 pm

Are you even a citizen?

Post by **Gman Russell** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:05 pm

The story of Gideons fleece is what your talking about Jacobus.

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:06 pm

I wonder if that's where we get Gideon's Bible...

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:38 pm

Kaiser Letifer III wrote:Are you even a citizen?

Yes

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:33 pm

http://www.gideons.org/

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:44 pm

A Citizen.. Really? hmm... Where else are you a citizen.... and what interests you?

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:24 am

In Amokolia and New Lovley, I like journalism and forgien relations type things, and being minister of cartography, if you need one...

Hypatia Agnesi · Post by **Hypatia Agnesi** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:19 pm

In all seriousness (which seems mighty out of place in this thread...), I am still Duchess of Kildare and would like to stay in my position. I'm not entirely sure of my population, but I know I have a couple of people at least.

Any other positions will have to wait at least a month or so until I'm more settled after graduation, moving, etc.

benkern · Post by **benkern** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:38 pm

HM Jess V wrote:In Amokolia and New Lovley, I like journalism and forgien relations type things, and being minister of cartography, if you need one...

So you can accept the proposal made by Amokolia about giving away land? =P

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