I AM THE LIZZARD KING!

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Um...no let's not and say we didn't Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

Er... Erik... calm down man....... no need for a short circuit...

[The Lizzard King of Shire]

All shall submit to....MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Lizzard King of Shireroth

[Alexandra Decens]

First off, you are not the Lizzard King, that was the lead of The Doors.... secondly I Love you, but you are fucking mad!!!

[The Lizzard King of Shire]

MAD LIKE A MOOSE MAYBE!!! The Lizzard King of Shireroth

[The Lizzard King of Shire]

I CAN DO ANYTHING!BOW BEFORE MY AWSOME MIGHT!

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Woah..he even has his girlfriend mad at him....That can't be good Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Alexandra Decens]

I am not mad at him, i just think he is crazy....... Crazy like a fox... *runs away laughing maniacally and flailing arms*

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*blink blink**screams*IT IS SPREADING!! AHHH!!!!*runs out of the room* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[MongolDeathWorm]

*ZAPPZSES LIZZERD KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* About Me"We, too, have a horrible creature living in Mongolia. We call it the Allghoi khorkhoi monster, and it lives buried in the Gobi Desert sand dunes. It can kill a man, a horse, even a camel."The nomads also said that the color yellow attracts the Allghoi khorkhoi.

[Yardistani Annexation Cor]

*annexes mongol death worm**annexes Lizzard King*there. All take care of! Submit to the Y.A.C.!

[TonerMan]

So, what does this mean? Holy Warrior of Nee

[Stone Jackabar]

*drags unconcious lizzard king away*not sure, but i wonder how resistant he is to fire.... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Yardistani Annexation Cor]

Stay away from that annexation or so help me Odin I shall tear those red eyeballs from your skull. Submit to the Y.A.C.!

[Stone Jackabar]

oh he's yoursi just need to do some tests on himagni should know how resistant lizars are to his flame.*drags body away after carving the yac symbol on back of neck* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Yardistani Annexation Cor]

Look, we'll leave the flame tests to the Boomists, alright?*grabs body and walks off* Submit to the Y.A.C.!

[Stone Jackabar]

*is pulling other side of body*who says im not b00mist?*pulls harder* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Stone Jackabar]

its the patanted stone lazy spelling YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[david northworthy beckfor]

well..you cant be B0O0/\/\IST, you aint spelling it right... war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD) Edited by: david northworthy beckford  at: 10/13/03 7:03 pm

[Gryphon Avocatio]

That's it!*Pull's out big saw*Top or bottom? -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Stone Jackabar]

uh....bottom? i kinda would like a tail to experiment on..... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!