Visit Ashkenatza! Get a Mango!

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

I would just like to encourage all Shirerithians to visit the wonderful people in Ashkenatza! If you do, you get a free mango at the border crossing, and some complementary Kosher stuff when you leave.

[Jacobus Loki]

The rugala is excellent, the lox and bagels are very good.

Stop in at Tzvi's Deli. They enjoy a traveler's tale. Be careful with the schnapps and the sweet wines, they are much more potent than they seem!

....and if you meet a peddler named Yacob, buy something. He accepts erbs.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I have been informed, that as a gesture of good will, all cross-border artillery practice has been suspended with immediate effect. I have responded in kind by instructing the Elwynnbrigaden to refrain from any more reprisal raids to burn down overpriced Kosher restaurants...

[Gman Russell]

Tsk tsk, you're getting soft there Ardy...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Would a day trip to Musica with the intent of setting it afire convince you otherwise?

[Gman Russell]

Oddly enough, no. EVERYONE burns down Musica, it's a friggin' spring break prank now. Hey, just for shits and giggles, lets burn down Musica! OK!

[Jacobus Loki]

Can we make it a Barbeque? Burn the town, have a party?

[Gman Russell]

Poor Musicans...


*catches himself lighting a building on fire*

DAMNIT!