I will destroy you all!

[Erik Mortis]

...With the power of my cereal!

[Leo Fenrir]

A fearful power indeed. What of milk though? There is nothing more revolting then mushy cereal.
Hmm a weakness?

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Erik is drunk again! Yay!

[Malliki]

He is? Then everything is as it should be. There are a couple of things that are certain in this world: That the sun will rise and set, that we will all die sooner or later, and that Erik will be drunk in regular intervals.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

If you see me in my repast
I beseech you not to gasp
Nor to the Police or Social Worker report Me
For the Spirit of my Debaucheries does linger
And with every day now and not yet past
This drink in my hand may be my last

[Erik Mortis]

I haven't drunk in 2 months, and it was 4-5 month before that time. I actually drink very rarely. Get your facts straight.... this is slander!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Actually, with regard to the above, being written and therefore recorded electronically on a server somewhere as well as on the memory cache of anyone who happens to read it, it would be more fair to say this is libel. Slander would be merely the spoken fleeting defamation of your character. Libel on the other hand has a greater degree of permanency. Congratulations.

[Gman Russell]

What, Erik is a drunk? *looks around*

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

So are most people over eighteen who finally look at their internet hobby, look at themselves, for a fleeting moment, question themselves, then carry on in this addictive yet worrying hobby regardless.
Which leaves me to add- never eat Weetabix and Gin at four in the morning. Not without Tonic, anyway.

[Erik Mortis]

No... I'm not fucking drunk! I was just being silly and weird...

[Gman Russell]

We're just kidding Erik, we love you!

[Jacobus Loki]

No... I'm not fucking drunk! I was just being silly and weird...

This needs to be rendered into Latin and carved on some public building in Monte Crisco!

[Gman Russell]

Seconded!

[Jacobus Loki]

.... non connubialis conventus madidus! EGO eram iustus res leviculus quod fatum......

(Getting my chisel.....)

[Malliki]

.... non connubialis conventus madidus! EGO eram iustus res leviculus quod fatum......

Now paint that one hundred times. And don't ever do that again!

[Jacobus Loki]