My Beloved People Of Shireroth

[Kaiseress Mari]

Today as I take the Throne!I bring you Freedom!From this day forth all people shall have a vote! Within 3 days there will be elections for all Duchies and Baronies! Within 3 months even my postion as your beloved Kaiseress shall be subject to nomination and election!Of course, I am hoping that you love me as much as I love you and elect me to reign as your Kasieress!Rejoice!It is a new day!The Storm has past!FREEDOM!

[Mattlore Kiwi]

Freedom for Kiwis too?

[Alexandra Decens]

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[Gryphon Avacado]

WHAT?! FREEDOM?!? DEMOCRACY?! THAT IS *NOT* WHAT SHIREROTH WAS FOUNDED TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!*/rant mode*Shireroth was founded on the principles of death and destruction, not freedom and democracy! If you want it so bad go out and vote! Shireroth will never have democracy because we're dumb! We need a single man to guide us because that single person was designated to be Kaiser by the Bo0o/\/\ist gods! Why cant you just get over your silly obsession with freedom and just submit to tyranny and annexation?!?!*annexes this thread and Mari**/end rant mode* Edited by: Gryphon Avacado at: 10/29/03 12:09 pm

[Mattlore Kiwi]

Would you like a kiwi to make you feel better?

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes kiwi*i'm starting a rebellion...

[Aeriana Moon]

alrighty then. *continues hoping by in kangaroo form*

[Keiseress JADIE]

NO.... bad Kaiseress Mari....*slaps her hand*.... This is not a democracy....you dont get to vote.... i am the Keiseress and i will not allow it... muahahaha... i rule (but love) you all..... AAAAH.... there are so many wanna-be rulers... everyone jsut wants to be Keiser....this is too much *falls down in a faint* *stays down for a few minutes, then gets back up in a stupor.....* ....people....so...many....people... I love you all, but you will all be the death of me....

[Mattlore Kiwi]

Keiseress would *you* like a Kiwi to make you feel better?

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes Gerald Ford*...What?!?

[Kaiser Jaundice XIX]

DON'T MENTOIN REAL WORLD POLITICKS IN SHIREROTH!!!!!!!!!! i'm....so....sick....of..............them.

[Mattlore Kiwi]

Kiwi Politics are simple.They don't exist

[Gryphon Avacado]

Maybe Kiwi politics are when they vie for mates....

[Kaiser Jaundice XIX]

I never...have............the-se....perblems, I just have...this...bestial magnetism which....draws women to me, like a magnet and a beast PUT TOGETHER IN MY STRANGE MACHINE!!!!!!!

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes his woman appeal*hehehehe...

[Keiseress JADIE]

Aww but then his lover wont be attracted to him anymore... speaking of which.... where is that girl?

[Mattlore Kiwi]

Where is Alexandra??*shrugs* SAVE THE KIWI AND KIWI LOVIN!!

[Phoenix the Dying]

Gryphon, I'd join your rebellion, but stone already got mad at me once. You know how it is.2) *goes off to start his own rebellion*3) *kills self*......1) *Is reborn from own ashes* Let's get ready to RoZ0Rx!!!

[Zirandorethy]

Ireland will reign over you all! Fear the little Green Men

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes Ireland*there we go, now people fear Yardistan...

[Zirandorethy]

The Little Green Men and Yardistan will conquor all! ZirandorethyThe Silver LightAustralian Leprechaun

[Kiaser David northworthy]

i will have no conquoring in my land! I am the Kiaser!

[Gryphon Avacado]

I hearby declare the little green men to be the Yardistani shock troops.*annexes them*Now start conquering!or at least giving out pots of gold...OF DOOM!!!

[Stone Jack0Spades]

*stone fades in from the shadows**flexes his muscles menacingly and shows off his armor**he brings his sword to bear on phoenix*Phoenix... how dare you start your own rebellion!*phoenix is frozen in place*such a trechorus move cannot be born for long. continue in this much longer and I will be forced to take... measures.you do not want to become a focous for my rage. My "masters" learned that to thier detrimeant.*stone fades out, leaving the sign of the keiseress burnt into the grass*there will be a final reckoning.YAY!!! We're B0O0O0O0/\/\ed!!!!!!!

[Keiseress JADIE]

Yay! There are still people working for me instead of trying to overthrow me!

[Gryphon Avacado]

Yep... but only 1

[Stone Jackabar]

*tear in eye*oh man....he did so well*claps*that was great!!!!! Friends help friends move. REAL friends help friends hide the bodies.......and there's ALOT of bodies.....

[Mari Greenwood]

Ha Ha!Too bad switching day is officially over and that I had to work today."Sniff" "Sniff"I only got to use my Kaiseress Mari login once. Oh well, guess I will save it for next year!

[Scott Alexander]

Wait...that was you? You're not supposed to switch as yours...oh, never mind.

[Kaiseress Jadie]

No wonder it sounded so much like her....*gasps* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth