Holy Eucharist

[Maleki Chatav]

Bretheren,I have been appointed as the Church's missionary to Shireoth, I would like to preform the Holy Eucharist for the people using my own liturgy. LITURGY FOR THE COMMON EUCHARISTBY: BISHOP JORDAN OF THE DIOCESE OF PENDRONIASign of the CrossIn nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen(Congregation rises)Pater NosterPATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum.Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, etdimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducasin tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.GloriaGLORIA PATRI, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, etin saecula saeculorum. Amen.GLORIA PATRI, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, etin saecula saeculorum. Amen.GLORIA PATRI, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, etin saecula saeculorum. Amen.Gloria DeoGloria in excelsis Deo et in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis.Laudamus te. Benedicimus te. Adoramus te. Glorificamus te.Gratias agimus tibi propter magnam gloriam tuam.Domine Deus, Rex caelestis, Deus Pater omnipotens.Domine Fili unigenite, Iesu Christe.Domine Deus, Agnus Dei, Filius Patris.Qui tollis peccáta mundi, miserere nobis.Qui tollis peccáta mundi, suscipe deprecationem nostram.Qui sedes ad dexteram Patris, miserere nobis.Quoniam to solus Sanctus. Tu solus Dominus. Tu solus Altissimus.Iesu Christe. Cum Sancto Spiritu + in gloria Dei Patris. Amen.ConfietorConfiteor Deo omnipoténti, beátæ Mariæ semper Vírgini, beáto Michaéli Archángelo,beáto Ioánni Baptístæ, sanctis Apóstolis Petro et Paulo, ómnibus Sanctis, et vobis, fratres:quia peccávi nimis cogitatióne, verbo et ópere: (percutit sibi pectus ter, dicens mea culpa, mea culpa, mea máxima culpa.Ideo precor beátam Maríam semper Vírginem, beátum Michaélem Archángelum,beátum Ioánnem Baptístam, sanctos Apóstolos Petrum et Paulum, omnes Sanctos, et vos,fratres, oráre pro me ad Dóminum Deum nostrum.Misereátur tui omnípotens Deus, et, dimíssis peccátis tuis, perdúcat te ad vitam ætérnam.Amen.Apostle’s CreedCredo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae. Et in Iesum Christum,Filium eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus exMaria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus, et sepultus, descendit adinferos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis, ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patrisomnipotentis, inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum,sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum,carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam. Amen.GospelInitium) sancti Evangelii secundum John 10:31-4231 sustulerunt lapides Iudaei ut lapidarent eum32 respondit eis Iesus multa opera bona ostendi vobis ex Patre meo propter quod eorum opus me lapidatis33 responderunt ei Iudaei de bono opere non lapidamus te sed de blasphemia et quia tu homo cum sis facis te ipsum Deum34 respondit eis Iesus nonne scriptum est in lege vestra quia ego dixi dii estis35 si illos dixit deos ad quos sermo Dei factus est et non potest solvi scriptura36 quem Pater sanctificavit et misit in mundum vos dicitis quia blasphemas quia dixi Filius Dei sum37 si non facio opera Patris mei nolite credere mihi38 si autem facio et si mihi non vultis credere operibus credite ut cognoscatis et credatis quia in me est Pater et ego in Patre39 quaerebant ergo eum prendere et exivit de manibus eorum40 et abiit iterum trans Iordanen in eum locum ubi erat Iohannes baptizans primum et mansit illic41 et multi venerunt ad eum et dicebant quia Iohannes quidem signum fecit nullum42 omnia autem quaecumque dixit Iohannes de hoc vera erant et multi crediderunt in eum(Congregation Sit)FatimaDomine Iesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in caelumomnes animas, praesertim eas, quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.Lord Have MercyV. Kyrie, eleison R. Kyrie, eleisonV. Christe, eleison. R. Christe, eleison.V. Kyrie, eleison. R. Kyrie, eleison.John 13:16-17(all recite)16 sic enim dilexit Deus mundum ut Filium suum unigenitum daret ut omnis qui credit ineum non pereat sed habeat vitam aeternam17 non enim misit Deus Filium suum in mundum ut iudicet mundum sed ut salveturmundus per ipsum(congregation sit)Psalm 119(all rise and recite)Petitions of the CongregationEpistleGloria DeoGloria in excelsis Deo et in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis.Laudamus te. Benedicimus te. Adoramus te. Glorificamus te.Gratias agimus tibi propter magnam gloriam tuam.Domine Deus, Rex caelestis, Deus Pater omnipotens.Domine Fili unigenite, Iesu Christe.Domine Deus, Agnus Dei, Filius Patris.Qui tollis peccáta mundi, miserere nobis.Qui tollis peccáta mundi, suscipe deprecationem nostram.Qui sedes ad dexteram Patris, miserere nobis.Quoniam to solus Sanctus. Tu solus Dominus. Tu solus Altissimus.Iesu Christe. Cum Sancto Spiritu + in gloria Dei Patris. Amen.GospelPater Noster(all recite)PATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum.Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, etdimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducasin tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.Sign of the CrossIn nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. AmenCommunion of the ClergyGloria DeoGloria in excelsis Deo et in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis.Laudamus te. Benedicimus te. Adoramus te. Glorificamus te.Gratias agimus tibi propter magnam gloriam tuam.Domine Deus, Rex caelestis, Deus Pater omnipotens.Domine Fili unigenite, Iesu Christe.Domine Deus, Agnus Dei, Filius Patris.Qui tollis peccáta mundi, miserere nobis.Qui tollis peccáta mundi, suscipe deprecationem nostram.Qui sedes ad dexteram Patris, miserere nobis.Quoniam to solus Sanctus. Tu solus Dominus. Tu solus Altissimus.Iesu Christe. Cum Sancto Spiritu + in gloria Dei Patris. Amen.Pater NosterPATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum.Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, etdimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducasin tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.Sign of the CrossIn nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. AmenCommunion of the LaityGrace for the CommunionAgimus tibi gratias, omnipotens Deus, pro universis beneficiis tuis, qui vivis et regnas insaecula saeculorum. Amen.Deus det nobis suam pacem. Et vitam aeternam. Amen.GloriaGLORIA PATRI, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, etin saecula saeculorum. Amen.Sign of the CrossIn nomine, Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. AmenAgnus DeiAgnus Dei, qui tollis peccáta mundi, miserére nobis.Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccáta mundi, miserére nobis.Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccáta mundi, dona nobis pacem.SermonToday I wish to speak to you about these scripture passages read earlier in the service. This passage shows the Jews' continual rejection of their Messiah who was sent by God to save them from their sins. Consider this passage: 31Again the Jews picked up stones to stone him, 32but Jesus said to them, "I have shown you many great miracles from the Father. For which of these do you stone me?" 33"We are not stoning you for any of these," replied the Jews, "but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God." They accused Christ of Blasphemy! He was and still is God! I ask of you today to not reject Christ anymore but come to His Holy Church, repent and be baptized, so that your sins may be washed away and you may be saved and enjoy the bliss of heaven. Stop worshipping your pagan gods and turn to the true God of the Universe!FatimaDomine Iesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in caelumomnes animas, praesertim eas, quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.Sign of the CrossIn nomine, Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. AmenEND Edited by: Maleki Chatav at: 4/2/04 12:16 pm

[Ari Rahikkala]

Holy Eucharist, Batman! Do you really believe Project Bluebook revealed EVERYTHING the Army Air Corps knew? Do you know what REALLY happened at Roswell, New Mexico in the late 1940s? Have you even heard about the Men in Black? Do you have any friends who have `missing days'? Do you sleep with your window unlocked?Be seeing you...

[Shasta Rana Wanderlust]

Is there a specific reason that this isn't in the Multi-Temple? Or are you taking your religion out on the streets to those who don't care? Oh look, a Thing Of Beauty. Let's blow it up.--Advocate of B0O0/\/\ism : Priest of Horjin--

[Erik Mortis]

Hey come on... behave you guys.... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Shasta Rana Wanderlust]

We ARE behaving...just behaving badly.Holy Holy Thursday Batman! Oh look, a Thing Of Beauty. Let's blow it up.--Advocate of B0O0/\/\ism : Priest of Horjin--

[Erik Mortis]

Well.. behave nicely.. Don't make an ass of yourself... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Shasta Rana Wanderlust]

It's a valid question: Why is this not in the Religious Sector? Oh look, a Thing Of Beauty. Let's blow it up.--Advocate of B0O0/\/\ism : Priest of Horjin--

[Erik Mortis]

Perhaps he didn't know about it. Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Shasta Rana Wanderlust]

Point taken. I mean no offense to displays of religion. I simply would like it to be in the proper place.After all, something as holy as the Eucharist should probably take place within holy grounds, such as a church. Oh look, a Thing Of Beauty. Let's blow it up.--Advocate of B0O0/\/\ism : Priest of Horjin--

[Erik Mortis]

better... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Icharist, Eucharist, we all charist for the Eucharist!Good job, Mal.

[Maleki Chatav]

Sorry,I didn't know of a Religious forum to post the Eucharist.

[Erik Mortis]

It's ok... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

We never requested a missionary to dispence pieces of bread and alcholic bread to peasants in the streets. If thou wouldst like to profess thy religion, please do so in our multi-temple where it hath been designated that such ceremonies should occur. Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[Gman Russell]

I'll just move the thread with my admin powers... that cool with everyone?

[Erik Mortis]

Works for me..... Not that it's my say.... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

[J John Herueus]

Hello all,As the following statement is not religious, but pertaining to the Church of Christ's Administration, I am posting it here to attract attention. All further Church of Christ business shall be conducted in the Multi-Temple.Here is my statement: I am now the Church of Christ's Missionary of Shireroth. Here I am, and here I will remain, until someone becomes interested in the Church of Christ in this nation. I dare say I shall be a trifle less formal than the former Missionary of Shireroth, who has been re-assigned to a place that he'll like better. So, just thought I'd share this pertinent information with you, have a nice weekend.

[Gman Russell]

Goodness, did we scare him off? We didn't mean to...

[Zirandorthel]

They're all the same, these Christians. Question their views on a piece of bread which may or may not be a man, and they start to sweat. Ain't that right, JJohn? Grumblefinch PeskwickAdvisor to his Lordship, the God-Baron Eoin

[J John Herueus]

Just about. The former Missionary didn't have experience with dealing with people like you, Lord Peskwick. I think I have. I figured, Shireroth is pretty much like Treesia, some of the same people... His Excellency, John Gregory Sullivan O'Connell HarveyDuke of Padren, Head of All Missionaries of the Church of Christ of All MicronationsGrand Master of the Most Holy Order of Saint Michael

[Erik Mortis]

The key to understanding Shireroth and fitting it is remembering... we are pretty laid back. We are relaxed and informal. This doesn't mean we don't respect position.. we just don't use it as social tools or measures of someone status in the nation. We are all equals. Unequals among equals? Equals among Unequals? We have a sort of unequal equality... or a Equal Inequality.. Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

[Erik Mortis]

*blink*....*looks around*.. Who does he loathe? So we have no missionary? darn. Erik Mortis BrookshireCount of Monty CriscoCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

[Duc De Padren]

I shall resign from the position of Missionary of Shireroth in 2 days, which I feel is enough time to get the Church of Christ's affairs in order in Shireroth. Among my reasons for resigning and ensuring that the Church of Christ never comes to Shireroth again are the following: Shireroth has a person in its membership that I am loathe to be in the presence of. I'm sure he knows who he is. Another of those reasons is I feel that the Church will never gain any members from Shireroth. I could try, and work my ass off trying to get people to join the Church of Christ, but as shown in Treesia, it doesn't matter, because nobody in a nation of this type wants to be affiliated with the Church of Christ.This is my view, and I'm sure the former Missionary will agree.My Best and Highest Regards,John HarveyMissionary of Shireroth Edited by: Duc De Padren at: 4/14/04 5:41 pm

[J John Herueus]

You'll have me until the weekend. Saturday, I'm thinking.JohnMissionary of Shireroth

[Erik Mortis]

umm.. ok... Now I'm confused... Erik Mortis BrookshireCount of Monty CriscoCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

[Timothy Nehen]

So basically you are allowing your personal dislike of an individual to take precedence over the spread of the Gospel. How strange. Rev. Timothy Nehen

[J John Herueus]

Oh go away. His Excellency, John Gregory Sullivan O'Connell HarveyDuke of Padren, Head of All Missionaries of the Church of Christ of All MicronationsGrand Master of the Most Holy Order of Saint Michael

[J John Herueus]

I have good news!I shall not resign my Missionary post, because the person whom I was loathe to be in the presence of was found innocent in the slight to my integrity! Yay!Eoin, sorry for being mean. His Excellency, John Gregory Sullivan O'Connell HarveyDuke of Padren, Head of All Missionaries of the Church of Christ of All MicronationsGrand Master of the Most Holy Order of Saint Michael

[J John Herueus]

Eoin, I may convert you yet! His Excellency, John Gregory Sullivan O'Connell HarveyDuke of Padren, Head of All Missionaries of the Church of Christ of All MicronationsGrand Master of the Most Holy Order of Saint Michael