Captains log, Stardate 200808.6

[Admiral Quirk]

Captain Spruck recording.

After strange subspace static was detected from the planet Micras, Admiral Quirk has ordered the "Improvise" to approach the planet. We are in standard orbit, shielded from the primitive detection devices thought to be possessed by the nation-states dividing the planets surface.

[Admiral Quirk]

"........ANYTHING, Mr. Spruck?"

"That's Captain Spruck."

"So why are you running the scanners?"

"The same reason you are sitting in that chair."

"Oh. ........ANYTHING, on the scanner, then?"

"Wars, pollution, Viking porn. The usual."

"Keep me informed."

[Gman Russell]

Viking porn?