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Kaiseress Anandja II · Mon May 24, 2010 2:57 pm

Not Penisberg?

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Mon May 24, 2010 2:59 pm

No. He is my cousin. But we can't have a dick lead Shireroth!

Join me to restore Shireroth to it's former glories!

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:01 pm

Stealing my lines, eh?

(Hugs Jess. Manfully, of course.)

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:01 pm

So, about your retirement...

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:20 pm

There is no retirement from being Kaiser Mortisberg II.

Kaiseress Anandja II · Mon May 24, 2010 3:22 pm

I distinctly remember someone saying that we have room for just one Jess and a troll. Now that the position of Jess is taken again, Aster and Icebreaker will have to fight for the trolldom.

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:24 pm

Who are you to support fights?

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:25 pm

Good old Jess!

Kaiseress Anandja II · Mon May 24, 2010 3:26 pm

I don't support fights, I instigate them.

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:27 pm

I am the only one that can support fights here, boys.

Kaiseress Anandja II · Mon May 24, 2010 3:28 pm

You? You can't even support a box of matches.

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:31 pm

Ahhh, the good old days.................

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:35 pm

The Anti-Kaiser must be executed.

Kaiseress Anandja II · Mon May 24, 2010 3:47 pm

I agree.

*Sets up guillotine for Jess*

Mon May 24, 2010 6:25 pm

Kaiseress Anandja II wrote:I don't support fights, I instigate them.

I made that Icebreaker's job, sorry.

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Mon May 24, 2010 9:39 pm

Anandja II == Kaiser.

Kaiseress Anandja II · Tue May 25, 2010 12:19 am

-ess...

Post by **Jadie Kelb** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:21 am

well now we technically have *2* Jess(es) Since I am a Jess too....just prefer being called Jadie...does that mean I am disqualified for being in the running for Jess?

Post by **Jonas** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:22 am

Erik Mortis wrote:Anandja II == Kaiser.

Nope. The Kildarians will not recognise this!

Long live the Steward! Or long live Loki IV!

Seriously, I consider Daniel as one of the most serious candidates for the job right now. He could stabilise the situation.

Post by **Scott of Hyperborea** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:31 am

I've seen no evidence he wants the position, and plenty of evidence that he doesn't.

Post by **Jonas** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:34 am

Scott of Hyperborea wrote:I've seen no evidence he wants the position, and plenty of evidence that he doesn't.

Sometimes it's the man who doesn't take the job immediately, the best man for a Kaisership.

Kaiseress Anandja II · Tue May 25, 2010 7:48 am

I'm sorry to hear that House Kildare doesn't support me, but it is as it is.

Jadie, we could have a Jess-Off for the position of Jess.

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:34 am

A Jess-Off sounds vaguely obscene...

and accordingly would probably be worth watching

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Tue May 25, 2010 10:24 am

Only if it violates contemporary community standards and appeals to prurient interests.

Post by **Jadie Kelb** » Tue May 25, 2010 8:36 pm

A Jess off? That sounds amusing...but someone needs to lay down ground rules...and there has to be judges...:P

And what would winning the Jess-off mean? hmm?

Kaiseress Anandja II · Wed May 26, 2010 6:54 am

I can judge.

Winning the Jess-Off would allow the winner to hold the position of Jess in Shireroth.

Daniel Farewell · Post by **Daniel Farewell** » Wed May 26, 2010 9:32 am

Jonas,

Thanks for your support! Two things. Anandja 2 is our kaiseress. To her we owe fealty. Second. She's no kaiser, she's kaiseress.

Also. I am quite humbled by your idea with me as kaiser. I might consider it later on, if it's the will of the ruler of Shireroth. Perhaps after the Swedish election, quite a lot of political work as it is right now

Shireroth

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