Shireroth

Of course we don't seriously mean to replace you. It's all just for shits and giggles.

Braden looked up with a start from the dispatch he'd recieved from General Omar, as the sound of explosions rang out some distance from his ad hoc headquarters. He dashed to the grimy window of the dining-room-turned-command-post, and observed through its broken panes the inferno which now devoured ...

It's lovely!

Honestly, if you replace Erik right now, Shireroth will go to hell in a hand-cart.

*Smites you with the Sword of tRuth*

Precisely, Ardashir!

Even though I did stumble around quite a bit and nearly cut my foot off with the shovel, I found them damn tablets.

The Anticans had chosen for their headquarters a nondescript, unoccupied house in the grubby square at which Braden had waited for Foghorn. It was located in the southeastern quarter of Shirekeep, about twenty blocks from the nearest segment of the city walls. Spreading out from the square (shabbily...

I'm entirely in agreement!

"Rewrite"?! How dare you? This here's the Real McCoy!

"Whore"?! How dare you?? The honor of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Indianensis has been impugned!

Might I suggest that we dispel from our minds any serious notion of replacing Erik? I'm only interested in continuing the war because it's rather fun and I haven't been involved in one for a while.

Might I suggest that we continue the war, as it is immensely diverting, with no real consequences attached?

AIE!! IN THE BIBLE IT IS CLEARLY STATED "Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman, especially not if that man be English or of the Mexicans; and if ye shall do this abomination, it is an abomination unto the L ORD , and in atonement whereof for thy sin thou shalt stone thy daughter to death wit...

You need a coat of arms!

Fine, then, that means more brandy for me...

Grievances of Braden Indianensis: 1.) Boredom due to lack of activity in Antica. 2.) A compelling desire to do anything which may confuse, peste, or amuse Shirithians. 3.) My still-smouldering, Gollum-esque grudge for not supporting my bid to be Kaiser, which has caused me to formulate my evil plan ...

*pours you a brandy*

There now, surely it's not as bad as all that...

"Not much," said Braden. "I understand that the sentries have been doubled, and air and naval patrols have commenced, so it's surprising to me that you even made it into the city all in one piece--or did you? The municipal police patrols have been augmented with soldiers, the local militia has been ...

I'm really sorry to hear about Natopia.

You guys were always great friends to the Republic.

My damn dog chewed it up...
*kick*

*Braden, disregarding the uproar it would cause (him being the leader of another sovereign state, officially at peace with the Imperial Republic), had decided to help the rebels. And why? Well, he really didn't have any satisfactory answer to that, other than the semi-acceptable notion that he was a...

Wow, even the NewsCasts! All you Shirithians get to hear my voice, broadcasted over my crappy cheap-o WalMart microphone, which no longer exists...

*Cleans and loads revolver, and tucks it in waistcoat pocket*

I don't know...most any deity seen through the lens of theology relies very much on man for his existence, a notion deeply understood by the Greeks. I don't mean to say that God is an invention of man; the deists' God--the ultimately-reasonable intrinsic "Force" which is both imminent in and transce...

Is Natopia not around anymore??

You can't have your cake and eat it, too--not even if Marie Antoinette is flinging it at you from the towers of the Bastille.

*Clears throat and examines fingernails*

Obviously, this civil strife is Jesus punishing you all for rejecting democracy...OBVIOUSLY!! [jesus]

Silly Shirithian statists--why shouldn't people be allowed to own cats, dogs, and even cows and horses? You're going to destroy the livelihoods of dairy farmers.

government

I think so. Aryez was hoping to dole out Mana from Heaven, but instead he got a plague of locusts.