Shireroth

I will support my Baron and vote for Mike Fors.

Oh! Happy Birthday!

Kaiser Fors I...

Aye. Many Grats indeed.

Maksym Hadjimehmetov wrote:

Pitchforks, Halberds and Spears. That okay?

Sure. I'll get onto it- but I can't promise to do it immediately...
Anything else? Blunderbusses would be classy...

A Blunderbuss would indeed be good.

I may have to design a Highpass Militia in future...

Waheeeee!

Tripe

Dress up as Babkhans and frighten little children!

jewelry

...that's all they want...

GIRLS!

The heavy wheels of the carriage clanked across the railway line. Every few minutes the carriage juddered and screeched, then continued. Viotor had never experienced anything quite like the train, and everything about it was strange to him. He was convinced that he had been attacked by the refreshm...

Maksym Hadjimehmetov wrote:

The next day, Viotor boarded the train from Spleazure to Rhodondra

Courtesy of M. Hadjimehmetov's new Shirereithan Railway Initiative, I hope you remember!

And an excellent plot device it is, too.

FECK!

blaad

(sword in Passikaans)

Viotor had lived for all of his life on a farm on the outskirts of Vaap, on the Veldt. The furthest away from home he had ever been was to the town of Tusk for the annual Steikfaat tournament. He was always curious about what lay beyond the grasslands of his home; He had heard stories of far-away p...

A very improbable choice.

I agree. They seem to be the most practical languages of this area. We shouldn't opress the local languages, however.

GILBERT AND SULLIVAN

I'LL TRY MY BEST TO REMEMBER TO OBSERVE THIS OCCASION!!!

We could install some large concave plastic dishes in Highpass, which would project the sound of any Benacian 'HELLO's to further afield. It's an idea.

Knights

That 'HELLO' was heard over in Highpass. Congratulations on your County!

H

Yes!

May it serve the travellers well.

I would recommend that passengers wear gas masks while travelling through the city if they are unused to the pungent aromas of the underdeveloped waste disposal system.

Hurray for the Lakhesian Railway System!

Hence the line'When he sailed his ship far away, Far from the sea'

Hello, Mr Ranger, sir!

The barman of the Swishing Steik Taverna in the town of Scroll + String was cleaning out his store cupboard when he came across what appears to be an excerpt from the Perrynge of Highpass Saga, written by the famously awful Highpassian poet, Mihangel Turge. It tells, with increasingly strained rhymi...

Is it possible for the major Highpassian city of Spleazure to be shown on the MCS map as well as Rhodondra? I'm afraid I don't know the rules on which cities can be displayed on the map.