Shireroth

Mmm, for you, friend, I shall accept. Give me a few minutes to get ready, though.

Jonas wrote:

(Sermalot, nuff said, etc.)

Sermolot.

Fixed.

Andreas the Wise wrote: For personal bounty, have you done anything bountifiable apart from JHI?

Wrote a story, made a flag, induced rebellion, that's about it aside from JHI. I probably don't need money for most of those though, they're not really anything.

Aw man, and you were doing so well. Well, I'm sure your successor will do well. Good luck to him in this ende...

...wait...

WHAT?!?!

Okidoki then:

FIRST DRAFT

Govermental Paychecks:

Minister of Immigration and Naturalization - 300 :erb
Minister of the Interior - 1000 :erb
Minister of Information - Withheld
Minister of the Exterior - 500 :erb
Minister of Military Affairs - 400 :erb
Minister of Trade - 400 :erb
Steward - 100 ...

Jacobus, I believe you mean:

Jacobus Loki wrote:************
ARGFLOMAMBO,

CAT!

Your Niftiness rules wisely.

Erik, if JHI wins the election, you are free to sit as Director of JASO and take a seat in JHI's Board of Directors as Representative for JASO.

See, I'm just sufficing with very close to the equator for my launch sites. I already hold land that's close enough for the difference in lateral speed at the surface to be negligible.

I hope he does it on a fishday :magigarp

EDIT/ADDITION: Jess, you, as a long time Yardistani, should know that we tend to jest in the spirit of friendship. From our perspective, the Ocians seem to be trying to poke and prod us into starting a war. That's all fine and dandy, it's what Ocians do ...

Well, one might be.

The others are just close friends with lots of moolah.

I have anonymous benefactors as well, my friend!

Might I suggest

Then it is time to find funds

That seems....unfair...

You just created currency...

How much money could Nelaga possibly have?

Erik Mortis wrote:I am collecting money for a reason.

Buying JASO?

Leo wrote:Just give it to the ISI. That way it stays Shirithian and it will get put to use!

Or JHI will buy it in the auction and it will stay Shirithian. :P

Which reminds me! Apparently we're fascists!

HEIL KAISER! o/

Pbth! You are granting him too much leverage! You are Duke! He is merely a Baron. Yes, you should try to keep your vassals as happy as possible, but the decision is entirely yours.

My suggestion is to work out a trade loan or some sort. You let them have control of Ynnraile for a bit (say, 180ASC ...

I might pop in for some lulz.

Andreas the Wise wrote:It is Fishday, isn't it?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fishdays alternate Sundays with Vivantiadays (last Sunday was a Fishday, next is Vivantiaday). This was a Somnisday Decree, completely unrelated to my string of lulzy decrees.

wench

Aye, I was noting because now I don't have to pay him for the bank.



HEIL KAISER! o/

*takes note*




HEIL KAISER! o/

*sigh*

Because yes, when you want to invade a country, you talk to their military expert...

Everything is alright unless it's Brookshire?

With the first name Goobersnookin or summat?

Well I knew you had some programming skills but wasn't sure what, and seemed to remember you mentioning python. I can correct it for a mere 50 erb - look, I've already added Fides' correction.

Leave python. I'll pay you 50 erb to add C++ before that, though. I'm much better in C++. Who do I ...

You have time to rebel, but you don't have time to develop your county and barony?

Avoid me for python stuff, unless you're either desperate or willing to accept piss-poor programming.