Shireroth

It's '"Menelmacari", not "Menelmacarian". Obviously you're not familiar enough with that time period. I know exactly what to do about that.

ELF-SNUGGLES FOR EVERYONE!

No, wait, i have a better idea.

This is all like the plot of Neuromancer by William Gibson. Babkha is Wintermute, and Shireroth is Neuromancer. They need to merge together to create a super-AI. I am Armitage, the grizzled ex-military commando charged by Wintermute with executing the difficult ...

All right, heres a draft of my decision in the matter.

Every Duke has the right to close threads in his own Satrapy.

If any citizen doesn't like it they can lodge a protest with the Arbiter. The Arbirter can then decide the issue or pass it on to the Majlis.

If anyone violates this they will pay ...

I mean Shireroth. It's not how we do things here in Shireroth.

Yes well although the Apollo sector was a very nice place and one I have personal connections to, it's not how we do things here in Babkha.

And I cant believe they didnt save any for me. I bet it would go great on biscuits.

Thats funny, I just chain-smoked three packs of Marlboro cigarettes. You should try them. If its not Shirerothian enough for you chaps, we can rename them "Malarboros" or something.

Why isn't Vizier Tahmaseb here? I thought I put him in charge of foreign affairs.

Please ignore the "Shireroth" part in the post above. I forgot which country I was in for a second. But I'm sure Ardashir will do a good job getting rid of whatever enemies this country has too. I can't be bothered to look up who they are, I've got a meeting with the Grand Vizier in ten minutes.

I fully trust Ardashir to conduct our military operations with the utmost efficiency. With him at the helm, our enemies such as Attera and Shireroth will face inevitable destruction.

If this is such a big problem, why don't you have your Satrap take it up with the Majlis?

I mean your Duke. Have your Duke take it up with the Majlis. Or the Lundrat or Lindsurd or Lönnrot or whatever you call your Majlis here.

I, too, am very disappointed. You will all be sent to the salt mines.

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I mean, er, mango mines. Yes, that's it. You will all be sent to the mango mines.

Testing.