Shireroth

Oh crap, too engineering. And what the hell shall the crucifix on breastbone? I protest. Everyone can see: it's a transformer-hunter hunting vampires. This is a diplomatic scandal!

Democracy and creature's rights.

Yes, if the truth is wrong...

Mr. Sh033r. You have the name of my safe's code. It's paranormal?

The truth is always horrible.

There is a religious exhibition in our national museum.

The Real Jesus

http://transylmania.tr.funpic.org/forum/images/forumpics/realjesus.jpg

There are lots of legends about Jesus the Crypts. Let's think about. How do you call a person who roams after its dead? Of course: a zombie. And Jesus ...

It's not his fault! He was elected.

May I cast my eyes over it?

There are dragons in the zoo?

Begone! Begone!

Well, in Transylmania a person is only a person. We don't know schizophrenia.

MiniEx sounds like maniacs. Very well!

Oh yae, I'm lucky enough to gain in weight nevermore. So it's the best time to wolf down your cookies.

http://transylmania.tr.funpic.org/forum/images/forumpics/hellcoach.jpg

Hello kidddieeees,

if you still wake on this scarry hour because you afraid of the monsters under your beds, Shire of Transylmania says hello. My name is Baron Cryptkeeper, Prime Minister of my homeland. I send your Lord ...