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- Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:37 pm
- Forum: Kaiser's Court
- Topic: Statement from Elwynn
- Replies: 214
- Views: 1010598
Re: Statement from Elwynn
Captain's log, Stardate 92010.6- Chief Engineer Welshy recording. The Captain and the First Officer are locked in a wrestling match on the bridge. The Captain keeps shouting, "Just one little town, I want to phaser ONE LITTLE TOWN off of a planet!", while the First Officer is yelling, "The Prime Dir...
- Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:34 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Captains log, Stardate 200808.6
- Replies: 2
- Views: 7828
Re: Captains log, Stardate 200808.6
"........ANYTHING, Mr. Spruck?"
"That's Captain Spruck."
"So why are you running the scanners?"
"The same reason you are sitting in that chair."
"Oh. ........ANYTHING, on the scanner, then?"
"Wars, pollution, Viking porn. The usual."
"Keep me informed."
"That's Captain Spruck."
"So why are you running the scanners?"
"The same reason you are sitting in that chair."
"Oh. ........ANYTHING, on the scanner, then?"
"Wars, pollution, Viking porn. The usual."
"Keep me informed."
- Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:40 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Captains log, Stardate 200808.6
- Replies: 2
- Views: 7828
Captains log, Stardate 200808.6
Captain Spruck recording. After strange subspace static was detected from the planet Micras, Admiral Quirk has ordered the "Improvise" to approach the planet. We are in standard orbit, shielded from the primitive detection devices thought to be possessed by the nation-states dividing the planets sur...
- Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:30 am
- Forum: Landsraad Front Gate
- Topic: What do you expect?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 5620
Re: What do you expect?
Sets phasers on "fricassee"
- Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:28 am
- Forum: Shrine of Controversy
- Topic: Word Association
- Replies: 1907
- Views: 1129363
Re: Word Association
Captain "Wrong-Way" Peter Peachfuzz
- Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:33 pm
- Forum: Infinite Space Initiative
- Topic: [MoMA] 3610/001: Flash Traffic
- Replies: 17
- Views: 6007
Re: [MoMA] 3610/001: Flash Traffic
Captain's log, Stardate 90624.3- The Improvise sensors had detected a substance rarely, if ever, found on a primitive planet. And it was coming from what should have been a structure - but it was flying over the surface of the planet . "Threat assessment, Mr. Sprock?" "Pending, Captain, er Admiral, ...
- Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:39 pm
- Forum: Ministry of Trade
- Topic: Auction for JASO
- Replies: 133
- Views: 65390
Re: Auction for JASO
Quatloos are real electromagnetic vibrations, not borrowed ones. But since there is no method of exchanging quatloos for erbs, we reluctantly withdraw from the bidding.
Unless one party or the other would like us to energize the replicators.
Unless one party or the other would like us to energize the replicators.
- Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:55 pm
- Forum: Ministry of Trade
- Topic: Auction for JASO
- Replies: 133
- Views: 65390
Re: Auction for JASO
In partnership with Provider #2, Star Fleet bids 22,000 Quatloos.
- Sat May 30, 2009 6:10 pm
- Forum: Kaiser's Court
- Topic: [Petition] ISI Independence
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5152
Re: [Petition] ISI Independence
Ship's Log, Stardate 31509.4- The Improvise was being called back to the home sector due to an urgent private message of an obscure sort. "Admiral, the messages said "giant space squids" and then cut out." "Mr. Sprock, scan the sector for oversized mollusks" "Admiral, other than the Snail People of...
- Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:17 pm
- Forum: Ministry of the Exterior
- Topic: Greetings from Universalis
- Replies: 20
- Views: 5313
Re: Greetings from Universalis
FINALLY!!
Stardate 81107.3
The "Improvise" is picking up signals on a familiar band. After long exile, the signals seem to originate with - STARFLEET COMMAND!
I have ordered Warp Factor 6 toward these mysterious signals, but have ordered the ship to Yellow Alert.
Stardate 81107.3
The "Improvise" is picking up signals on a familiar band. After long exile, the signals seem to originate with - STARFLEET COMMAND!
I have ordered Warp Factor 6 toward these mysterious signals, but have ordered the ship to Yellow Alert.
- Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:46 am
- Forum: Small Commonwealth
- Topic: General Membership Treaty
- Replies: 46
- Views: 15011
Re: General Membership Treaty
Handsome devil......I can see the guy in my minds eye...Brooks Brothers suit, portly, (Denny Crane?) carrying an oversized briefcase, arrives in a Lexus pulled by eight weasels.
- Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:30 pm
- Forum: Shrine of Controversy
- Topic: Word Association
- Replies: 1907
- Views: 1129363
Re: Word Association
...to explore strange new worlds.......
- Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:09 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Choices
- Replies: 42
- Views: 15184
Re: Choices
RD RD RD RD!
The crew of the Improvise supports Ardy because he will let them use the goddam phasers!
The crew of the Improvise supports Ardy because he will let them use the goddam phasers!
- Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:26 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Solutions?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 8610
Re: Solutions?
Personal log, STARDATE 8079.7 The Improvise had just beamed me back on board after a brief socialogic study on the planet below. I was greeted by Sprock and two security men holding phasers. And this Sprock was clean shaven ! "Admiral, you are under arrest for violation of the Prime Directive!" "Spr...
- Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:26 pm
- Forum: Shrine of Controversy
- Topic: Word Association
- Replies: 1907
- Views: 1129363
Re: Word Association
Tapes
- Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:15 pm
- Forum: Dutchy of Kildare
- Topic: Switching day in Kildare
- Replies: 9
- Views: 4677
Re: Switching day in Kildare
(Puff, pant)
Am I too late for switching day?
Am I too late for switching day?
- Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:27 pm
- Forum: Brookshire
- Topic: To the people of Brookshire.
- Replies: 36
- Views: 8720
Re: To the people of Brookshire.
(An oddly musical series of tones is heard, followed by sparkles of light, resolving itself into three figures.) "Bones, over here, quick!" said the Admiral. (The second figures runs over to a very stiff elderly man.) "Bones, can you do anything?" "He's dead, Jim." (The third figure, dressed in a re...
- Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:23 pm
- Forum: Brookshire
- Topic: To the people of Brookshire.
- Replies: 36
- Views: 8720
Re: To the people of Brookshire.
Quirk here. Improvise standing by.
- Sat May 17, 2008 10:20 am
- Forum: County of Western Absentia
- Topic: The "Improvise"
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1563
The "Improvise"
is in origin Absentian............BUT!........can we interfere?
Yellow Alert! Shields up!
Yellow Alert! Shields up!
- Wed May 14, 2008 12:44 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Expo '08
- Replies: 42
- Views: 10412
Re: Expo '08
In ............ normal space....a limit that can't be reached by matter.
(Six in a mini? A close family indeed! We had trouble with four in a SAAB model 93.)
Excuse me, I have to inspect the photon controls.
Just in case we are called in to the war.
- Thu May 01, 2008 3:40 pm
- Forum: The Multi-Temple
- Topic: Christ is with Shireroth
- Replies: 56
- Views: 18666
Re: Christ is with Shireroth
The ponies are........MISUNDERSTOOD beings........find Spoke.....mindmeld.........(faints in a heap).
- Thu May 01, 2008 3:28 pm
- Forum: House Tessier-Ashpool
- Topic: Who locked my mud thread ....
- Replies: 17
- Views: 7929
Re: Who locked my mud thread ....
(Catches phaser.)
Scotty, two to beam up! Energize!
(Whirring, blinking. Sh033r and the Admiral vanish.)
Scotty, two to beam up! Energize!
(Whirring, blinking. Sh033r and the Admiral vanish.)
- Thu May 01, 2008 3:22 pm
- Forum: Yardistan
- Topic: Bringing to Order
- Replies: 37
- Views: 16571
Re: Bringing to Order
Yes, but I got the wrong script.Captain Kirk, you don't say engage? That was Picard, you dolt!
- Thu May 01, 2008 3:20 pm
- Forum: House Tessier-Ashpool
- Topic: Who locked my mud thread ....
- Replies: 17
- Views: 7929
Re: Who locked my mud thread ....
(Draws phaser, cautiously looks for an exit)
- Thu May 01, 2008 3:19 pm
- Forum: House Tessier-Ashpool
- Topic: Who locked my mud thread ....
- Replies: 17
- Views: 7929
Re: Who locked my mud thread ....
of course we banned mudkipping the next year, except on Slushkin 8, where it is allowed for religious reasons.
- Thu May 01, 2008 3:07 pm
- Forum: House Tessier-Ashpool
- Topic: Who locked my mud thread ....
- Replies: 17
- Views: 7929
Re: Who locked my mud thread ....
The Federation abolished locking on Stardate 17854.3
- Thu May 01, 2008 2:58 pm
- Forum: Yardistan
- Topic: Bringing to Order
- Replies: 37
- Views: 16571
Re: Bringing to Order
That's what I said, Mister.
Engage!
Engage!
- Thu May 01, 2008 2:52 pm
- Forum: Yardistan
- Topic: Bringing to Order
- Replies: 37
- Views: 16571
Re: Bringing to Order
Very well, Mr. Shoe, set course for the Horsehead Nebula, Warp Factor 6!
- Thu May 01, 2008 2:48 pm
- Forum: County of Western Absentia
- Topic: Serovopolis
- Replies: 17
- Views: 6504
Re: Serovopolis
Well the....transporter could BEAM the castle, but that would be.....interfering.....
- Thu May 01, 2008 10:52 am
- Forum: House Tessier-Ashpool
- Topic: ORBAT FOR STRAYLIGHT
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3354
Re: ORBAT FOR STRAYLIGHT
Oh, Edith lived......but ...that.... Spoke, how can that BE! A transdimensional paradox!
I'm MELTING
I'm MELTING