Shireroth

Yeah, so, I know someone who's gonna be flung into the Lake of Fire...*makes a list, checks it twice*

Dear Kaiser Letifer III:

Sorry I'm late! I do hereby endorse your crown, and (*passes you an envelope*) here's the Divine Right of...Kaisers.

Why aren't I permitted to speak in the Landsraad?

You don't know that I'm applying.

And as far as being busy goes, Dad and the HG do most of the actual universe-governing.

I'm about 2030 years old on my own, I'm Galilean, and as I said, I'm basically omnipresent.

My Child, I'm omnipresent.

Obviously more evidence of your cruel elitist heathenry.

Name: Jesus Christ
Account: Jesus
Residence: Heaven
Position: Messiah
Nobility: King of Kings
Citizenship: The fate of nations is completely within my hand.
Contact: jesus@saveasoulmission.com
Awards: Deity of major world religion
Photo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:SudarioFace.jpg ...

Well, Shireroth will fail in securing them as a protectorate because of your DECADENCE and FALSE GODS!

Yeah. Whoever you are, get over yourself!

I'm the Lord of Hosts, so I guess that makes me a noble.

I control all your ministries!!!

Pshaw.

I don't approve of warfare.