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by benkern
Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:10 am
Forum: Shrine of Controversy
Topic: Scavenger hunt! The bestest game ever!
Replies: 33
Views: 18155

Re: Scavenger hunt! The bestest game ever!

*salutes* Alrightey.
by benkern
Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:55 am
Forum: The Multi-Temple
Topic: [Order] Merry Testmas!
Replies: 8
Views: 5989

Re: [Order] Merry Testmas!

1e 2 Equally likely, or if this is not an option, 1,2,3,4,5,6 3c 4 Would not press 5c 6c 7d 8b 9a 10d 11 12; 1 Tokyo, 20%; 2 Mongolian Empire, 50%; 3 Pluto, 100%; 4 Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Judaism (Sorry Scott! :P), 50% 13; 1 50%; 2 10%; 3 75%; 4 20%; 5 10% This is probably the stupidest thin...
by benkern
Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:15 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Is it just me.. or is the MCS an unfriendly place...?
Replies: 40
Views: 12950

Re: Is it just me.. or is the MCS an unfriendly place...?

You guys are too concerned about making people outside Shireroth happy. If we're a little bit arrogant (but not to the extent where we're alienated from the community - make friends with worthy nubs of course, just don't make like Hanover) it would be beneficial for us in that we'd probably end up w...
by benkern
Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:28 pm
Forum: The Saran Isles
Topic: Baronial Decree #2
Replies: 4
Views: 5505

Re: Baronial Decree #2

That organisation really is fantastic. I recommend the College of Arms to everyone. Not only the quality of what you recieve is good; the attention to the laws of Heraldry and the knowledge of the staff there is something to be reckoned with.
by benkern
Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:47 am
Forum: The Saran Isles
Topic: The Saran Isles Baronial Decreebook
Replies: 1
Views: 3005

The Saran Isles Baronial Decreebook

The Pre-Vorpmadal Ages ( The Barony of Kildare - Hypatia Agnesi ) Baronial Decree #2: Retirement and Naming of an Heir The First Age ( H4773r 3lfson ) Baronial Decree #3 Baronial Decree #4 Baronial Decree #5 Baronial Decree #6 Baronial Decree #7 Baronial Decree #8 Baronial Decree #9 Baronial Decree...
by benkern
Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:39 am
Forum: The Saran Isles
Topic: Baronial Decree #2
Replies: 4
Views: 5505

Baronial Decree #2

Know that We, Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Wearer of the H47 of Vorpmadal and Weilder of the Vorpal Blade, Lord of the Throne of Eternal H475, who bears the Baronial "We" first for the Nifty Future of the Barony and second for the Historic Past of the Barony, here do declare the following: 1. That th...
by benkern
Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:31 pm
Forum: Holy Lands of Shireroth
Topic: Military command
Replies: 11
Views: 5960

Re: Military command

A now, ask questions later! :demon pew pew...
by benkern
Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: On the Theory of Narrative Causality
Replies: 70
Views: 17701

Re: On the Theory of Narrative Causality

No, I agree entirely, you don't need it, but it helps. It always helps.*

But nevermind, as long as you're happy! :thumbsup

*Disclaimer: Not always... but I'll be damned if I'll sacrifice drama for accuracy.
by benkern
Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:30 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: On the Theory of Narrative Causality
Replies: 70
Views: 17701

Re: On the Theory of Narrative Causality

Erik, I think a life without love would be a hard one to live. I hope the day comes soon that you reverse your opinion on love. :smashy
by benkern
Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:22 pm
Forum: House Tessier-Ashpool
Topic: You shouldn't have been denied..
Replies: 46
Views: 13939

Re: You shouldn't have been denied..

Actually we do our own RecWars sometimes, the Taylor Bay RecWar, and recently the War of the Superpowers in which Gralus got owned by some oldies.

It's evolved, man...
by benkern
Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:12 pm
Forum: Dutchy of Kildare
Topic: Activity
Replies: 32
Views: 10848

Re: Activity

MSN wants to love you, why won't you let it? :fish
by benkern
Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:10 pm
Forum: House Tessier-Ashpool
Topic: You shouldn't have been denied..
Replies: 46
Views: 13939

Re: You shouldn't have been denied..

It was BS, Erik, and its over, so it doesn't matter. But these days the MCS is the moderator of all on the map. There was quite a bit of controversy over "The Jokerdom of" claim (I think the name was meant to be a joke). Can't remember how that one ended... anyway what I'm saying is that regardless ...
by benkern
Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:55 am
Forum: Holy Lands of Shireroth
Topic: Military command
Replies: 11
Views: 5960

Re: Military command

Maybe it removed many of the spaces?
by benkern
Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Replies: 26
Views: 11217

Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser

Nick Foghorn Leghorn wrote:Steven is going to need more than a card. I was thinking along the lines of a high-powered hole punching machine to the head...
QFT!

Good Newscast, that interview was loooonger that I had previously anticipated.
by benkern
Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:52 am
Forum: Ministry of Information
Topic: The Ghosts of Shirerithian Past return...
Replies: 2
Views: 16002

The Ghosts of Shirerithian Past return...

Was just browsing the Shirerithian website at shireroth.org and noticed it links to the horrible, evil and wholly Babkhan http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum2/ when it should of course link to the benign http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum/ See that bubble that links to the forum? That's what I'm ...
by benkern
Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:34 am
Forum: Shrine of Controversy
Topic: Scavenger hunt! The bestest game ever!
Replies: 33
Views: 18155

Re: Scavenger hunt! The bestest game ever!

Yvain Wintersong wrote:Benkern: Did you solve the WHOLE THING? All the way up to the clue that says YOU WIN on the top? :o If so, I've got to make this WAY harder. In that case, PM me the password it gave you so I can recognize you as the official winner.
No... I wish. :p
by benkern
Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:32 am
Forum: Yardistan
Topic: AnnexFest 2008
Replies: 27
Views: 11152

Re: AnnexFest 2008

:tomcutterhamonfire

wha-DUSH! That was the sound of a

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by benkern
Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:42 am
Forum: Shrine of Controversy
Topic: Scavenger hunt! The bestest game ever!
Replies: 33
Views: 18155

Re: Scavenger hunt! The bestest game ever!

It says post the answer... but surely it would be more fun to let everyone have a go? :)
by benkern
Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:41 pm
Forum: House Tessier-Ashpool
Topic: You shouldn't have been denied..
Replies: 46
Views: 13939

Re: You shouldn't have been denied..

NB has an Artic Research Station, Scott - it's called Darwin, it can be found North of the "Home Islands" as they are called over there or Madison Isle. I think Jeremy wrote some short stories on the travel there which showed enough cultural development to allow it to be placed on the map. Back in t...
by benkern
Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:28 pm
Forum: The Saran Isles
Topic: Feudal opportunity
Replies: 3
Views: 3655

Re: Feudal opportunity

Just passing through, good Baron, just passing through. :)

Sorry you weren't told, but hey, Foghorn doesn't know there a buncha ships packing 20,000 conscripts sitting right next to his County... :p
by benkern
Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:25 pm
Forum: Elwynn
Topic: Here's a fun question about your legislature...
Replies: 3
Views: 2603

Re: Here's a fun question about your legislature...

I thought it was considered something of an enforced tradition that the central authorities - that is, the Kaiser and the Landsraad - of Shireroth didn't interfere with the Duchies internally.
by benkern
Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:39 am
Forum: County of Eliria and Utasia
Topic: An Elirian anthology of words
Replies: 10
Views: 4945

Re: An Elirian anthology of words

How do you mean Carol? The poem opens and ends with statements about the undiminishable spirit of the voice, I think there's no futility in strength of character, especially if you go through bad things.
by benkern
Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:54 am
Forum: The Saran Isles
Topic: Feudal opportunity
Replies: 3
Views: 3655

Re: Feudal opportunity

Thank you for this opportunity my Duke. I of course agree entirely with this expedition, especially since we haven't annexed any supposedly foreign land in a *really* long time. :) My fleet's flagship, the SS Hitcher, currently watering in some port in the Count of Monte Crisco, will carry me, my pe...
by benkern
Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:48 am
Forum: Holy Lands of Shireroth
Topic: The Cognitio Expedition
Replies: 23
Views: 9078

Re: The Cognitio Expedition

I appreciated your hilarious joke, Ardashir. :P

This looks good - and will provide a nice area to position troops in case those grabby Anticans' eyes wander to over Melangia any time soon. :tomcutterhamonfire
by benkern
Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:05 am
Forum: Yardistan
Topic: AnnexFest 2008
Replies: 27
Views: 11152

Re: AnnexFest 2008

Bah! You can think you can tackle the endless horde (well, pretty endless) of the Emotes?! Go my pretties go mwa ha ha ha ha... :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :tomcutterhamonfire :tomcutterhamonfire :tomcutterhamonfire :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie Accompanied of...
by benkern
Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:01 am
Forum: The Multi-Temple
Topic: [Order] Is logic the best problem-solving tool?
Replies: 30
Views: 13700

Re: [Order] Is logic the best problem-solving tool?

Benkern, in that last sentence you've shown you know very little about Australia. Hey, I know the essentials most people tend to pick up, that is when someone visits the country for a short time there's a window of opportunity for innuendo. :fish Britain is known for its rain, yes - in a Walkers ad...
by benkern
Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:54 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ho-Hum....
Replies: 31
Views: 11555

Re: Ho-Hum....

I get the same kind of dreams about micronationalism. I'm typing up a declaration of war against some random newb nation who have been bugging me for a while. Then the next day I do my rounds and I see it wasn't a dream at all! :)
by benkern
Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:29 am
Forum: Yardistan
Topic: AnnexFest 2008
Replies: 27
Views: 11152

Re: AnnexFest 2008

Maksym Hadjimehmetov wrote:I annex Yardistan. Now you have an excuse to rebel against me.
Back, heathen! Attack my minions!

:jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie :jadie

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