Shireroth

*Fires a few shells into an incoming member of the Horde. Charges deeper into the fray, dual pistols blazing.*You there, Kitanian! Plug that hole over there! *Cries a few other commands**Suddenly, he is face to face to Paraxylsis**"Hello there, little follower of HICKTOP," says Paraxylsis with a smi...

*A courier runs up to HICKTOP SAILOR and hands him a holo-communique*"This just arrived from the Duke and Duchess," said the young boy with a stupid grin."Thankee," said HS, taking it into his hand. "Activiate."A miniature Lord Steffke, Duke of Goldshire, appeared above the plate and began speaking....

"Have your warriors dig in right in front of the elevated projectile turrets, Commander Tah'Il," said HICKTOP gravely."As you wish," responded the man quietly, his icy blue eyes glancing over the terrain that spread before him. "When do you predict that the Horde will arrive?""Two days, if we're luc...

*takes a holo-parchment and techniquill (cough) and pens a dispatch*M'la"dy Steffke, how do you fair? The Royal Guard and I have arrived at Courwell Ridge. I have made a fortified encampment at the crest. From there we command the road. Makeshift ramparts have been made across the road and on both s...

As you say....*bows*Later days. Or p'rhaps not.*begins to assemble the troops for the one day march to the Ridge* And she laid gifts of fire and ice before Him and said, 'You are the HICKTOP and you shall be the Light of Micras.' HICKTOP blessed her and ground a handful of gravel into her flowing lo...

Quite...The peace has weaked and minimized the once mighty army of Goldshire! Now many of the troops fancy themselves r00t b33r bar0ns and spend half the day in bed.. I've taken most of the Royal Guard (500 of horse) and will ride south and camp at Courwell Ridge...There I will hold off any advance ...

*runs in*M'lady! I have just come from the south! There is a great force marching encamped three days march from here...I fear that even the might god HICKTOP who I serve might not be able to save us from this menace...But I stand by you with my sw-....er...well, nothing in hand in the moment but......

OOC: I think that this is a great idea and would be more than willing to become a citizen. However, it is going to take a decent number of people for it to work, so I guess we'll have to wait and see. Nice work, Stjepan. And she laid gifts of fire and ice before Him and said, 'You are the HICKTOP an...

Hyuck. And she laid gifts of fire and ice before Him and said, 'You are the HICKTOP and you shall be the Light of Micras.' HICKTOP blessed her and ground a handful of gravel into her flowing locks. To her He said, 'Speak not so gloriously of me, Alexja. Even I have my gods.' -The Book of HICKTOP

*approaches the Kaiseress*I have 'turned, your highness. My loyalty was promised to the former Kaiser and I will now bind myself to you, too...For severa biscuits and a flask of Lothlarian brew....Er, 'course..A few fine dancin' women won't hurt oither....And several pomegranates, p'rhaps?Also I tel...

Praise her all giving grace! Oiiiiiii! "And she laid gifts of fire and ice before Him and said, 'You are the HICKTOP and you shall be the Light of the Earth.' HICKTOP blessed her and ground a handful of sedimentary rock into her flowing locks. To her He said, 'Speak not so gloriously of me, Alexja. ...

Praise! Praise and gl'ry! Gl'ry gl'ry.....GLORY! "And she laid gifts of fire and ice before Him and said, 'You are the HICKTOP and you shall be the Light of the Earth.' HICKTOP blessed her and ground a handful of sedimentary rock into her flowing locks. To her He said, 'Speak not so gloriously of me...

Nope. There are already four baronies, I guess this'll make five. I was looking at the map and Jaris is too far away to merge with any other part of LOTH. H.S.

Nayyyy! I'll stick to ol' Donald thank ye! H.S.

Er....Yes. Come, ma Duchess! To the parties! H.S.

Thankey.And yars, I have a bushy mustache, an eye patch, and a pegleg...I think I also lost an ear in a bar fight in Umbagollah. ;) H.S.

So I have decided to take another trip to Shireroth....Because the vittles are sweet and plentiful here. Ima live in....LOTH....for a while...bunk with a flock of kiwi.Hicktop and all that.HS"Hicktop Sailor used to be a comical character." -Scott Siskind

HULLO!I have come to my ancient homeland---This is not it but it'll do for now!! Give me ma pet kiwi Donald back! How is everything? Splendid. Ima fight 124 kiwi poachers then leave. HS"Hicktop Sailor used to be a comical character." -Scott Siskind

*twists one end of bushy mustache*Good, good. H.S.

*clears throat importantly*Whatever trouble you may get into, Duchess, I can spring ye out of! Well....Unless it involves escalators. I don't "do" those. H.S.

Egsactly! I will protect you with my mighty weapon- The Pole of St. Libertine while riding my trusty stead- the kiwi Donald! H.S.

No worries, ma dear Duchess!May I be so bold as to request to be Sir Hicktop Sailor, Guardian of the Duchess of Goldshire?If not, I'm fine devoring foodstuffs and various alcoholic beverages! BEST REGARDS,H-S

Not huffy just tired. I havn't been awake in over 3 months. Time flies when you're a DL....er.....HIcktop Sailor.. H.S.

Who knows where my homeland is? Ima be this old tomorrow: 123982103789273.2 so I don't really know. :(But Shireroth will do so long as you Donald lives here :D H.S.

Thankey sai!Come Donald, we have poachers to nab... H.S.

Think that just because you're a duchess you can speak to me that way!!That's Hicktop Sailor to you, Sir Hicktop Sailor... H.S.