Shireroth

Does any most holy religious doctrine forbid using exploding cows as a form of artillery?In any case, I am most sorry to inform you, comrade Foghorn, but all plans for military upgrades (by me) must be put on hold, for someone (doubtlessly a capitalist saboteur) has blown up half my laboratory. Some...

Alas, the most holy high priest of B'caw speaketh against using exploding chickens as weaponry. The words of one so infinitely wise cannot be discarded as capitalist propaganda. It must be made so.He did suggest filling trucks with spicy sauce and spraying them amonst our enemies with hoses. Methink...

Right, would you want regular 'splosives or something more interesting? Mobile claymores? Fragmentation grenades? Biochemical stuff?O'course, there ain't nothing wrong with yer basic tee-en-tee. Or that Papapichu-sauce. Still gives me chills that one.*wanders off to try and persuade a chicken into w...

Freedom! For the Glorious People's Republic of Yardistan! Down with unsanctioned oppression!I could rig you up some exploding chickens to use as weapons if you'd like, comrade Foghorn. Just say the word. Plus some video footage of stuff blowing up.Also, you appear to have forgotten me from thine lis...

Oh mighty one, I most humbly request thine permission to use exploding chickens as weapons against the capitalist swines of Brookshire, to avenge some elves or something of the like. My comrades and I would also greatle appreciate any divine favor that could be lent to us.

Hmm... That would make me a citizen of BAM, wouldn't it?Anyway, I can already see the scene...The ruined castle ready for the work crews to start the repairs... Heaps of construction materials scattered all over... Dozens of workers milling around waiting for orders...A lone figure steps up to the c...

Aggressive campaign of conquest and oppression, no doubt. With the brainwashing and total conformity.And waffles.Mmm.... Waffles...

Does Yardistan have any abandoned missile silos? Ruined coastal fortressess? I don't enough money to build one from scratch.... mmm.... Maybe I could sell those tapes of stuff blowing up to someone..Anyway, I'm assuming I need some sort of permission before shooting at things 40-50 kilometers away. ...

Greetings, good people of Yardistan.My name is Juuso Valli, and I've just got my immigration papers through (marvellous job by the bureocracy, I only had to fill two forms) and I am currently looking for a place to settle. Suggestions are welcome.Now that I've made my presence known, I'm curious to ...