Shireroth

This is not an election, this is not a democracy. Stop acting like it is one. I am of the House with the largest population. I am recognised as heir by the head of my House. Hence, I claim the throne.

I belong to the House and Line of Mortis. Erik can confirm.

No, not really.

You can try, but I don't see you having much of a claim to the throne. I am of the largest House and the Line of Mortis, while you belong to no House.

There is a difference. House Yardis was a Major House with Annexis, Mortis and Tosha-Straylight as Minor Houses. What you seem to be talking about is a loose alliance.

And your point is what exactly?

Imperial Decree #462

A decree to appoint an Assistant Minister of the Interior

By the powers vested in me by the Imperial Charter, I hereby appoint Erik Mortis Assistant Minister of the Interior.

Signed,

I thank you, Sir, for that.

I claim the throne, as is my birthright. Stop this foolishness now and I will not hold it against you.

You shall cease and desist this, or face the consequences.

I present myself, Anandja II Mita, of the Line and House of Mortis. I claim the Throne of Shireroth as is my birthright.

I hereby formally claim the Golden Mango Throne, in the name of the people.

If that is the wish of the people, I will of course back down. But so far I don't exactly see people rallying behind you.

No, I really don't think so.

It's called rhetoric, but thank you.

And before someone asks, unlike my great-great-niece, I am not a pansy-assed hippie.

Dear friends! Dear Shirerithians! For too long have the insolent children of Antica laughed at us in our disarray. Action has to be taken. The greatness of Shireroth has to be restored. This period of collective shoulder shrugging has to come to an end. The current leadership has grown tired. Where ...