Shireroth

Allot... for god's sake stop massaging your cleavage and get me the number for whatever plagiarised variant of the Assassins Guild we have in Elwynn.

My most humble apologies your nifftyness, but they are just so squishy! I would ask you to see for yourself, but your old... Too old. I think I ...

Stop being so whiny. Under the authority granted to me by being part of the "People's Police Against Whining", a personal creation of mine, I herby sentence you to three tirades, two tiresome debates, and a bust waggle. All to be administered by me. Please ignore the hypocrisy in this statement ...

What was that? Arrange and my death and then my reincarnation as a failed wizard who knows only one spell? My god! Its brilliant! And original!

Oh great oracle,

Since I have managed to overhaul every single ministry in Shireroth, I feel as if my purpose in life has vanished. What must i do to make people love me?

I'll pretend not to care about this new development, much like I pretend not to care or notice every other development that does not give me a chance to waggle my bust in some man's face.

By the way, I'm still new here, so be nice to me.

I'm sorry but "no u" is not of the literary level required to even be registered by a being of such class, such as myself. But not me of course. The fact I have acknowledged it is in no way hypocritical, any argument supporting this statement will be met with an onslaught of bitchiness.

Since no one has called me "my dear"' recently, I've had to come up with a completely different reason to get bitchy. Which in itself is reason enough to be bitchy! How dare you be civil! How would I ever manage to throw fits if none of you ever insult me! Well anyways, I'm sorry but all of this is ...