Have you tried Pratchett? Alot seems quite taken with him ...Cho'Gall Dentarg wrote:Hey douchebag,
Who the FUCK do I have to plagiarize around here to get you fuckers to participate in my PLOTS?!
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- Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:53 pm
- Forum: County of Hyperborea
- Topic: The Oracle of Yaanek
- Replies: 42
- Views: 22828
Re: The Oracle of Yaanek
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:50 pm
- Forum: Infinite Space Initiative
- Topic: [ISI Project] E.L.A.O.D.W.O.M.D.
- Replies: 12
- Views: 7029
Re: [ISI Project] E.L.A.O.D.W.O.M.D.
I'll pretend not to care about this new development, much like I pretend not to care or notice every other development that does not give me a chance to waggle my bust in some man's face.
By the way, I'm still new here, so be nice to me.
Ah, you're here now, not still in space ? Excellent. Mr ...
By the way, I'm still new here, so be nice to me.
Ah, you're here now, not still in space ? Excellent. Mr ...
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:48 pm
- Forum: Shrine of Controversy
- Topic: The Switching Hour
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4713
Re: The Switching Hour
Maybe if you dicks would LISTEN to me for once, none of this would've happened. And now we have this douchecock as Kaiser. I hate this country. I'm leaving.
SHINE, kindly escort this gentleman away. Would I like to see him again? Maybe mounted on a wall, next to a giant spider head. Yes, that ...
SHINE, kindly escort this gentleman away. Would I like to see him again? Maybe mounted on a wall, next to a giant spider head. Yes, that ...
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:27 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: A request for trade
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3539
Re: A request for trade
Minister, you have permission to take whatever actions you feel necessary to make me global dictator. Whatever.
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:25 pm
- Forum: Temple of Dionysus
- Topic: The Articles of Coalition
- Replies: 39
- Views: 16287
Re: The Articles of Coalition
Scott, I've had a bit of a different idea for a story arc. How about this time I win, and with the help of the ISI I take over Micras? Go on #micronations and we can discuss it.
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:18 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Organisation of Active Micronations
- Replies: 20
- Views: 6543
Re: Organisation of Active Micronations
Look, we got you Amokolia back from the Ocians. If you want anything more, you're going to have to give us Amokolia. And a hefty bribe. And then its still a maybe.Jessie wrote:I wanna be duke again
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:43 pm
- Forum: Shrine of Controversy
- Topic: The Switching Hour
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4713
Re: The Switching Hour
By the way chaps, feel free to use my court, as long as you bribe the guards first. 
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:40 pm
- Forum: Shrine of Controversy
- Topic: Non-Imperial Decree #401 B
- Replies: 6
- Views: 4112
Re: Non-Imperial Decree #401 B
Not at all - from the line of Steffki, actually. I merely noticed a large amount of Elfinishi in the capital, and decided they might as well make themselves useful.
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:27 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: SWITCHING DAY!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 7050
Re: SWITCHING DAY!
I'm not sure faster than light is enough. To really be a proper micronational recwar force you must be able to time travel a few thousand years into the past and change any historical detail you happen like.
SHINE, kindly escort this gentleman to one of your ah ... interviewing booths. What's ...
SHINE, kindly escort this gentleman to one of your ah ... interviewing booths. What's ...
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:11 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: SWITCHING DAY!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 7050
Re: SWITCHING DAY!
I may have to kill you anyway ...
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:02 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Organisation of Active Micronations
- Replies: 20
- Views: 6543
Re: Organisation of Active Micronations
A valid point. Now, where's that Narrative Discontinuity Bomb when you need it ... 
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:39 pm
- Forum: Goldshire
- Topic: A Second Message from Shirekeep
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2328
A Second Message from Shirekeep
*A Colonel dressed in the field-grey of the Imperial Forces presented himself before the Duke of Goldshire*
"Your Grace,
His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb sends his greetings and well wishes and bids you, as a fellow heir to the line of Steffki, to arrange for the immediate acquisition ...
"Your Grace,
His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb sends his greetings and well wishes and bids you, as a fellow heir to the line of Steffki, to arrange for the immediate acquisition ...
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:36 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Organisation of Active Micronations
- Replies: 20
- Views: 6543
Re: Organisation of Active Micronations
If you keep flattering me, and pay a hefty bribe, I may arrange for you to escape before your island is blown off the face of micras by the ISI. 
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:35 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: SWITCHING DAY!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 7050
Re: SWITCHING DAY!
On the contrary, chaps, don't do it and I have an excuse to kill you.
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:34 pm
- Forum: Shrine of Controversy
- Topic: Non-Imperial Decree #401 B
- Replies: 6
- Views: 4112
Non-Imperial Decree #401 B
Non- Imperial Decree 401 B: Switching Day
1. Know that is shall please us on this day to switch, it would also please us that everyone else doeth switch;
2. Anyone posting not switched shall be sentenced to death by elf snuggles; and the elf shall subsequently be executed, until we give public ...
1. Know that is shall please us on this day to switch, it would also please us that everyone else doeth switch;
2. Anyone posting not switched shall be sentenced to death by elf snuggles; and the elf shall subsequently be executed, until we give public ...
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:30 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Organisation of Active Micronations
- Replies: 20
- Views: 6543
Re: Organisation of Active Micronations
When I got close enough to wield the dagger, I found out some things I'd have preferred not to ....
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:28 pm
- Forum: Shrine of Controversy
- Topic: Non-Imperial Decree #402 B
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1602
Non-Imperial Decree #402 B
Non-Imperial Decree #402 B: Concerning the Elfinshi
Ardashir Piroz Amitymurdererzeb al-Osmani-Steffki , by the Kharenah of Zurvan, Kaiser, Khan of Vijayanagara, Earl of Alalehzamin, Murderer of Amity, Vile Master of Balgurd, and the man with his hand on the big red button; to his subjects and ...
Ardashir Piroz Amitymurdererzeb al-Osmani-Steffki , by the Kharenah of Zurvan, Kaiser, Khan of Vijayanagara, Earl of Alalehzamin, Murderer of Amity, Vile Master of Balgurd, and the man with his hand on the big red button; to his subjects and ...
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:23 pm
- Forum: County of Hyperborea
- Topic: The Oracle of Yaanek
- Replies: 42
- Views: 22828
Re: The Oracle of Yaanek
Great Oracle,
Now I'm Kaiser, who must I pay off to become global dictator?
Now I'm Kaiser, who must I pay off to become global dictator?
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:21 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Organisation of Active Micronations
- Replies: 20
- Views: 6543
Re: Organisation of Active Micronations
Ah yes, Sirithil. As I recall I tried to murder him. Good times, good times ...
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:20 pm
- Forum: Infinite Space Initiative
- Topic: [ISI Project] E.L.A.O.D.W.O.M.D.
- Replies: 12
- Views: 7029
Re: [ISI Project] E.L.A.O.D.W.O.M.D.
Well, chaps, its looking good, but your problem, Mr Dlne, is that you fail to consider the long term. I know I'm a patient man who can wait generations to get the Kaisership; but I'm also aware that the peasants talk, and now I've made it to Kaiser I'd prefer to use this fabulously dangerous weapon ...