Shireroth

So just rebel. Seems to have worked for everyone else so far.

* licks all four of Specca's eyeballs in response *

I'm not sure faster than light is enough. To really be a proper micronational recwar force you must be able to time travel a few thousand years into the past and change any historical detail you happen like.

It's no good. He'd just ride to safety on a pegasus. Or a unicorn. Or whatever D&D monster he could come up with. It's not like we don't have half of them running around in this nation already anyway.

Sigh. Call me when you return to the year 2009. Nobody's impressed by your ability to remember one old acronym.