Shireroth

IB NOTICE TO CANDIDATES This notice must be displayed where candidates may read it, and read by the School's Coordinator before examinations commence. 1. IB Examinations for Time Zone 0 (Canada, the United States excluding Wyoming and the northern part of Nebraska, as well as half of Texas and Russ...

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Clearly I had this idea WAY before you did. At the very least I demand an MLA/Turabian citation. Don't try to just rip me off like that, buddy. We're on to you.

Percy Rutherford screamed with rage and threw his framed Learner Profile against the wall, where it shattered. The face of the Khan stared down at him from the telescreen in his room, which right now was broadcasting a rather annoying bulletin from SNN providing live coverage of the coronation. Perc...

Rutherford & Allot Inc. bids 800 .

TOK,
World Lit 2,
A mound of steaming smelly poo.
Don't despair,
It's OK,
Your EE got an A.

Rutherford & Allot Inc. bids 600 .

NOTICE: You are over the required word limit for the Extended Essay (4000 words, not including footnotes, diagrams and appendices), and therefore will receive 0 for Criterion H (formal presentation) unless you correct your essay before final submission to IB Geneva.

Ian poofed back into existence on Shapur's desk, which had been taken over as the gnomes' base of operation. Percy stood up and strode across the desk to Ian. "Report," he said. "New and urgent developments," replied Ian, in a new and urgent tone, "Lady Allot is in grave danger. She is being hunted ...

This was the noise that Percy Rutherford made shortly after abseiling through the Duke's window in Echo, landing on the desk, removing a large shard of glass from his leg, brushing himself off and standing up. "Excuse me, Lord Dine. I believe you have seen this horror. Should the Kaiser grant this r...

Percy nodded, and stepped forward. "You are Shapur Osmani," he said, with the typical, emotionless tone of the IB Examiner reading the Notice to Candidates. "You are currently the only carrier of the gene AUH 66 who does not exhibit its properties. For this reason, we have located you. Apologies," h...

"Ian!" "What is it, Percy?" "He's here!" "Who?" "Shapur!" "Buggeration!" "Quoi?" "What do you think you are, French?" "He looks slightly inebriated." "Oh dear." "Indeed." "Quite." "Rather." "What shall we do?" "Buggered if I know." There was a strange silence as Shapur and the gnomes stared at each ...

Don't think you can let logic get the better of us! We're the IBO! We RULE LOGIC. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

TOK

I would like to protest, on behalf of the IBO, the immigration of such "proxy" characters such as Lucard "Cyrus" Wrend and Daniel Dravot, both of whom are clearly being manipulated by their British (or otherwise) creators who already live in Shireroth under other names. The IBO would like to see suc...

Criterion A: Knowledge and Understanding of Works [1/5] The candidate has shown an appalling lack of understanding of the International Baccalaureate and its methods and merits. Candidates should generally make an attempt to comprehend their subject matter before writing about it. Criterion B: Trea...

EDITED BY IB SUPER-GNOME Dear Mr. 'Gall, On behalf on the IBO, I must sincerely apologize for Mr. Rutherford's actions. He has been disciplined as per Chapter IV, Section B, Part 5 of the Vade Mecum and concordantly with the International Compendium of Revenge Tactics (ed. Ardashir Khan). Please no...

A Cudgeler's foot narrowly missed Percy and Ian as they sprinted across the marble hall. Once the coast was clear, they turned the corner and ran straight for Shapur's room. They could only hope they would reach him before the Cudgeler decided to clobber Albert.